I crack myself up |
Mid aged hunk seeks babe to cool off with in the summer - 40 (Queene Anne)
Reply to: [email protected]: 2008-07-01, 11:51PM PDT
Hello Ladies, my name's Russ. It's summer time and the ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:23:00 GMT |
Craigslist dating experiment numbah 2 |
So, after my successfull blind date experiment, I decided to go at it a second time.
I just posted this ad.
Looking for the love of my life - 29 (seattle)
Reply to: [email protected]...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 20:31:00 GMT |
The party to end all parties recap |
Drink of the party: 2 girls, one cup: One part chocolate ice cream, one part milk, one part vodka, one part banana Malibu.
Pinata contents:
Pinata 1: Pinata shaped like America: Porn magazine...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 19:36:00 GMT |
Youngins |
Oh my lord. I got back home yesterday and the VA memories just keep coming.
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I did the painting of the Wizard smok...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:02:00 GMT |
End game |
Well, tour went out with a bang for me I guess. I heard from second hand sources that I took my shirt off in the club and swung it around my head shortly before I was ejected from the Black Cat. I thi...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:14:00 GMT |
How to polish a turd |
So, Pittsburg PA. We show up to the show and it is in one of the most trashed punk houses I have ever seen, named "the Lillypad". The front yard is covered in garbage, you have to walk through another...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:09:00 GMT |
Tour is the mother of all invention |
Yes, tour has calmed down a bit since N’awlins. I did invent a drink tonight called "two girls one cup". It’s pretty good. I plan on making it a MBIV staple. Jesse invented a drink that I ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:13:00 GMT |
the Bloody Knuckle |
Shark Attack, Hurricane, Hand Grenade, Kerosene. I can cross all three of these things off my list of things to do. I can also take ’get a pair of really old fake boobs pressed against my head t...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:32:00 GMT |
Flow Rida and interesting folk |
We stayed at a camp ground right by the Georgie border a couple of nights ago and wouldn’t you know it, ran into some crazy redneck. I think he and his friend lived at the camp ground and made h...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:04:00 GMT |
Charlotte SC |
There are SO many beautiful women in Charlotte SC. Luckily for me, yesterday a homeless man gave me the worlds greatest pick up line. I tried it out today outside of a fashion show. I used it on a stu...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:00:00 GMT |
