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Mario

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About Me


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-I am a creative, cheerful, nice and laidback individual. I enjoy all the arts, especially film, painting, and writing. I also enjoy the outdoors, am pretty athletic and love road trips. Anything spontaneous catches my interest! More to come...
the Wit
(52% dark, 23% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/ .
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 50% on darkness
You scored higher than 4% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 19% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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My Blog

Alternative History Vikings in America

.................................... Alternate History #2 .. .. Scenario: Viking Settlements in ....America.... continued. ....Columbus.... who? .. .. .. .. When the first ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:43:00 GMT

The Line of Ataulf: Chapter 1

   THE LINE OF ATAULF   by   Mario R. Coello     Ataulf : (Old German; origins uncertain) ancient name common among the German tribes, usually translated as Noble ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:09:00 GMT

New Story: Ballad of Braunbeest

The Ballad of Braunbeest     When I was born, my father told me to be proud of my lineage, for we had feasted on hay at these stables for many, many generations. I asked my mother, a mare...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:45:00 GMT

New Short Story: Imhotep Collins

The Life and Death of Imhotep Collins   Imhotep Collins really didn't understand how he it had occurred that the entire span of civilization had taken place only during the course of hi...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:10:00 GMT

Alternate Universes

Some scientists believe there is a parallel universe for every choice that could possibly exist. All these alternate universes exist side-by-side with our own. This hypothesis leads us to some unsettl...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 15:57:00 GMT

new short story

Jackson's Tale 1898   Jackson remembered a very bumpy ride in a horse-drawn buggy to the gates of the Wilford mansion. It was a century-old plantation house, ivy-covered columns, a façade remi...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 00:20:00 GMT