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Fernando Fernandez

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About Me

I talk alot. And laugh alot. And do lots of fun things like: Shoot up smack, smoke newports dipped in embalming fluid, blow scarface lines of coke, all while babysitting mentally challenged children. I bought a baby midget for 500 quid. I raised him to believe he is lower than a dog. When he speaks i pretend I can't speak midget (i really can though). He sleeps in a cage outside; i give him a mat and a blanket, no pillow. I know, thats really sweet of me. My midgets major duties are fetching me beer and cleaning my windows (it's funny to watch him try and get to the top window pane). I like pancakes. Layout made by infamous_chiq at CreateBlog.com . Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Music, girls, sports, sneakers, clothes, tattoos, world peace. In that order. Actually, fuck world peace. Everyone sucks any way.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. You. The girl im gonna marry, divorce and murder. Someone who can get my clothing into stores. Not department stores, really obnoxious trendy stores that charge too much money. Someone who can teach me how to spell obnoxious.

Music:

Cage, Tame One, Aesop Rock, MF Doom, J Zone, Copywrite, Cam'Ron, Dip Set (they're funny), El-P, Radiohead, Necro, Big L, Biggie, Jay, Nas, RJD2, Fear No Robots, the Black Jetts and anything that doesnt suck. like, murs, saigon, every now and again kanye, jakki, danger doom, ghostface, white stripes and gnarls mothafuckin barkley, the mothafuckin CLIPSE, robin thicke, the white stripes, the strokes, the raconteurs and tv on the radio.

Television:

Parco P.I., thats my boys show. Watch it or die. ESPN, HBO, History Channel, MTV2 (that shits like crack), any channel showing any sort of competitive sport. Check out Lucky Louie and Its Always Sunny in Philidelphia. The Wire, 24, Extras, Rome. All those dumb shows on Vh1,

Books:

1984. American Psycho. A Clockwork Orange. Where'd You Get Those. All City. Subway Art. Free book that came with Aesop Rocks new cd. Ima 2nd year college dropout so I can't read the words real well. Complex.

Heroes:

My mother. Myself. My friends. People who think different.