"He will hear my call a mile away.
He will whistle my favorite song.
He can ride a pony backwards..."
"What are you doing?"
"Summoning up a true love spell called Amas Veritas.
He can flip pancakes in the air.
He'll be marvelously kind.
And his favorite shape will be a star.
And he'll have one green eye and one blue."
"Thought you never wanted to fall in love."
"That's the point. The guy I dreamed of doesn't exist.
And if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart."