Hey there baby, this is Michael Schiavello, Mr. Schiavello to you.
I'm the man with more muscles than a seafod buffet!
I had heard alot about this Myspace thing baby, and until now i thought i was gonna save that for somebody else. But i was talkin to a good friend of mine baby, and he said
" Myspace? Yeah baby, thats cool, yeah, yeah, get on that shit baby, its cool! Nah."
And i said " Yeah, ok then baby, i'll see what all the hoopla is about baby, yeah, cool baby nah. "
So that's what brings me here. I'm looking to spread some greatness around, you know how it is baby.
I've seen alot of greatness in my time, i've dined with Kings & Queens, and i've dined on pork, franks & beans!
But one thing is for sure, you can be a Doctor, a Lawyer, or an Indian Cheif, it does'nt matter baby, because in the end, Mr. Schiavello is gonna catch up with ya! Yeah baby, you better belive it, and when i do, you ain't gonna know what hit 'cha baby, nah. Nah baby nah!
Well, i don't wanna bore ya with all this talk baby, i gotta go make some phone calls, yeah baby. And i gotta go ring my mother, it's her damn birthday baby!
One last thing, don't judge Schiavello by his incredible good-looks alone baby, because when you dig a little deeper, you'll see i got more layers than a box of kleenex! Yeah baby, nah. Nah.
Me now......................................Me circa 1980
