Misty - ProfilesArchive

About Me

OK, first and foremost I do not like boogers. So if you are one of those people who stick their fingers up their nose and show other people - DO NOT email me. I won't answer you, and I will complain to Tom about you and get you kicked off - I know people. P.S. I hate it when people blow their fucking nose in my face when I am eating a goddamn burrito from Taco Bell! You people are SICK! Like I really want to imagine the slimy, gooey, substance exiting your nose, and embracing the kleenex, Yuk! P.S. Butt cracks itch when there's shit in them!

My Interests

Skateboarding, Rollerderby,Talking,Talking Shit, Beating up Murawski's, snowboarding, hand eye cordination skills, doing run-by-farts, Hanging out with friends, Horseback riding, keg-ball, making videos, slip-n-slide, jumping out of shadows, staring at walls and pretending to work, saying random things to noone listening

I'd like to meet:

A guy version of myself, plus a bitch I can push around and call spanky.

Music:

Hip-Hop, 80'S, Classical, pretty much everything except hardcore, death metal, and new age crap

Movies:

Random Lurkers, Back stage Sluts part 4, Stranger than Fiction

Television:

Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Quantum Leap, The Conan O'Brian Show, Rock Of Love, Flavor Of Love, I Love New York, Triumph the Insult Dog DVD, 48 Hours, Project Runway, Law and Order

Books:

In the Blink of an Eye, Suicidal Bunny Book

Heroes:

Jessica Simpson, Sober Sarh, Frankie,camera, and the old crew

My Blog

Getting Drunk is embarrassing!

Getting drunk causes your mind to think and your body to do things, they may never do sober in a dark room alone where nobody can see them. Then you wake up the next morning and hope you can say, "Hey...
Posted by Misty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST