Kerry - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium. digital and smoke-free. A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading.I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.I'm new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound.I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable.I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radioactive.Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope.I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs.I've got no need for coke and speed; I've got no urge to binge and purge.I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder.I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic; out of rehab and in denial.I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. 'Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever; Laid-back and fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home; low-rent, high-maintenance.I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built to last.A hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk head case; prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate-mail.But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing. A supportive, bonding, nurturing primary-care giver.My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.I'm gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.I like rough sex; I like tough love. I use the f-word in my e-mail. And the software on my hard drive is hard-coreâ€”no soft porn.I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes.A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum-packed.And . . . I have unlimited broadband capacity.I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride.Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time.I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt;and I'm hangin' tough.Over and out.George Carlin

My Interests

I like writing. I hope one day to see some of my scripts on the big screen or published in comic book form. I used to be into photo-journalism, if you want you can check out some of my work www.artwanted.com/kerrycrowel

Music:

I like all kinds of music, but I mainly like guitar driven pieces by artists like Eric Clapton,Jeff Beck and Stevie Ray Vaughn. But, guitar gods aren't the only artists that make up my vast collection of music.

Movies:

I was a Film Major, so naturally I'm somewhat of a cinefile. I have often thought about favorite films and when pressed to make a list; Shane, The 400 Blows, Mean Streets, Contempt, Sullivans Travels, Before Sunrise, North By Northwest, Persona and Jerry McGuire most always make the cut. Some alternate titles that really stick out for me our I am a Fugitive From a Chain-Gang, Roman Holiday, Lost in Translation, Jackie Brown and M*A*S*H. I tend to view movies as a directors medium, here's some directors that I hold in pretty high regard; Jean-Luc Godard, Francois Truffaut, Alfred Hitchcock, Ingmar Bergman, Martin Scorsese, Orsen Welles, Rick Linklater, Quentin Tarentino, Blake Edwards, Preston Sturges, Federico Fellini ...

Television:

Globe Trekker, Smallville, ...

Books:

From Russia with Love, The Day of the Locusts, Emmanuelle, A Farewell to Arms, Flash for Freedom, Day of the Jackal, The entire Harry Potter series, The Exorcist, Wise Guy, The Shining, Tropic of Cancer, Pardon Me, You're Stepping On My Eyeball, Moby Dick, Tarzan of the Apes, A Study in Scarlet, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, The Sign of Four, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes, The Return of Sherlock Holmes, The Valley of Fear, His Last Bow, The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes, The Pigman, The Pigman's Legacy, Out of Sight, The Switch, Rum Punch, Freaky Deaky, Swag, Get Shorty, Killshot, Pronto, anything Edgar Allen Poe (especially shorts like The Black Cat, etc), ...