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Epicly Gnar

About Me

Two weeks, two days, or just tonight it all begins with a look and then a smile. Uber elitist, haggardly chic fashionista, pretentiously humble, precociously immature, and overall delicate genius...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

It's not that I want to get married. I admire people who can commit to a tattoo. Nah met a really good girl and conned her into liking me... allegedly.

My Blog

Sad Sappy Sick Semantics

One of the best monologues (start at 1:51), well written, and an overall great fucking episode... Good use of the song and fitting line..."Caught a bolt of lightning cursed the day he let it go..." ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:14:00 GMT

Best Time of the Year

First Bill then Danny now Erika...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:37:00 GMT

Overheard at Easter

When ever my friends/family get together something quoteable is bound to be said.  The following is from easter today; no names have been mentioned to protect the idiots."I was so good at church today...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 19:41:00 GMT

Overheard in Utah

Some were quotes others spoken and some just overheard but all are true.  Names have been removed to protect the assholes."Whats all this talk about AIG?  You're killing me I just want to ski and mayb...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 07:04:00 GMT

The Streak...

...continues.  Another swell another week.  Its been since August 15th that there has been rideable waves in Florida.  I have paddled out at least once a week since that date even ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:16:00 GMT

Big Friday

..TR> This won't mean shit to anyone else, but biggest swell I have seen in a while.  Sitting online waiting for the winds to switch offshore.  Hopefully no one recieves more damage from t...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:16:00 GMT

Angry Day of Obligation

Growing up in a strict Catholic family is always a funny experience.  I think the most common response I hear from those claiming to have a religious belief is "I was raised Catholic."  It m...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:24:00 GMT

A Rhetorical Retrospective

"In this past life of mine was I an asshole?"   "Is that a rhetorical question.  No, seriously at times you were pretty harsh on people that didn't fit your ideal reality of life and o...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:58:00 GMT

The Apparition of Certainty

I like this song and the lyrics even more so.  The duality, contradictions and polar opposites throughout life well represented in the collection of someone elses words set to the backg...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:31:00 GMT

Late Night Rants

Sit down type ramble pointlessly it may sound jaded just to be cynical, but in reality its just who I am.  Not trying to be apathetic to be a dick or to be edgy maybe just my malfo...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:00:00 GMT