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Tha Machine

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About Me

About me.... hmmmmm is that possible... i mean really to describe myself in this little given space.... ok here i go...PISCES: The Piece of assCaring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.Well, the basics... I am single, tall, brown, and apperently until recently really found out that i love to dance... (country, salsa, and well really whatever else...) I also enjoy staying fit to the best of my ability... pero anyways i am also not going to school right now i was going to be an english teacher but i guess it just wasnt mean to be, but oh well different strokes for different folk....I love my friends (you all know who you are, and dont think if your not on my top friends that you are not a friend that just means you cool, just not that cool...lol) and family. but i just on the the topic of friends and intrest, i swear the phrase to good to be true had to have been coined by me in a pass life cause DAMN thats pretty much most of the girls i have met as of recent...but really i just want someone cool easy going, who likes what i like, and sure i mean i am willing to compromise...lol video games (if they like, is a big plus...lol)thats about it...

My Interests

My Car (the thing that has replaced any and all women in my life... nicknamed esmeralda by a cool ass chick, who was the only person allowed to drive it) Money... as shallow as that sounds... music (everything believe me when i say everything...except polka...lol) Movies, Movies!!!!.... Intresting people :) far and a few have been found.Finding My Dream Girl, dont know really what that consist of but yeah...

I'd like to meet:

....hmmm... cant really think of anyone... well not yet that is...

Music:

pretty much everything really, a little bit of this and a little bit of that...

Shaq Attacks Kobe: thats what i'm talking about!!
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids....

Kobe is a bitch, and he proved he ain't no Jordan, and he damn sure cant win without shaq!!

Movies:

The Rock, Boondock Saints, Hellsing series, Departed, Clerks 2, transformers the movie, luckey number sleven... superman returns, smoking aces... children of men... casino royale... blade of glory, Super Troopers...all in all i love movies...

Television:

Of Course family guy, simpsons, fraiser... that show is the smartest comedy ever made... HOUSE... that show Kicks A$$...

Books:

i could lie, and make up some but why try... i just dont read much of any, unless it espn the magazine, and well the news paper to see how bad ass the cowboys did on sunday, thats about it...

Heroes:

Dad, Mom, Brothers.... And Of course the man himself Jesus Christ...thanks to him there will never be a fight that i will have to fight alone

My Blog

Well....

well today... was intresting my girlfriend of five years, and who i have know for a total of eight years... took it apon herself to diss me at work... i mean show me no love, we have been broken up fo...
Posted by Tha Machine on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:20:00 PST

Be Optamistic...

today i found a quarter on the floor... and i was like oh crap... three more days like this will get me a dollar...
Posted by Tha Machine on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:37:00 PST