Massage therapy, hiking, camping, network security, road biking, soccer (american), russian, unitarian universalism, hang gliding, playing "Cheney Face-shooter", belly-button lint, things that run on electricity
A talking dog. Or most anyone who knows who they are and what they want out of life. And Bush Jr., so I can plant my foot in his ass thereby driving his head even further up it.
And intelligent folks. That wouldn't hurt.
Hedwig, Bone Pony, Melissa Ferrick, Paul Oakenfold, Tom Waits, the Prince Myshkins, Utah Phillips, Beatles, A Tribe Called Quest, Krishna Das, Super Furry Animals, Bowie
Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Buffalo 66, Eddie Izzard: 'Dress to Kill', Mononoke-hime, Trainspotting, Dark Days, Microcosmos, Hands on a Hard Body, The Big Chill, The Matrix, Jacob's Ladder, The Secret of Nimh, A Fish Called Wanda
Daily Show
Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, A Brief History of Time, Netter's Anatomy, Trail Guide to the Body, Noble Strategy, 1984, Ender's game, most stuff by Harlan Ellison, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Watership Down
Utah Phillips