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Kat Von C

i always win in the end....

About Me


i am anxious and nervous a majority of the time. i relish uncomfortable situations. maybe its the adrenaline rush. i especially like others discomfort. Sue me. i am opinionated and sarcastic. and dare i say...mean? i am catagorically opposed to navy blue, capitalization, monkeys, and aliens. I am extremely intolerant of stupidity, semi-colons, and boredom. i am in favor of the following: gaining personal wealth, staying up late, going to work late, and buying couture. i have an unfounded and consistent need to have gucci and the new IPHONE. its so cool.

My Interests

i have lots of interests in lots of stuff. i like me. im pretty interesting and im pretty funny. and im pretty. soooooooooo pretty. enough about me. lets talk about what you like about me. because you do. everyone does. im a likable girl. since i do the work of GOD, i really like coming home to mindless things during the week. i like tv. i don’t trust people who say they don’t like it or they don’t have time for it. you suck. and i like talking to my friends on the phone. except when they aren’t being funny or interesting. i like to laugh and have a good time. i don’t like people who aren’t funny or who don’t get the joke. seriously. i like movies, except when i have to watch them. recently, say the last 2 years i cannot sit and watch a movie. i think i might need more serotonin, something. i like sports. mostly hockey, basketball and anything that Becks touches. he so HOT. but being in oklahoma sucks. we don’t have real hockey, real basketball and nothing that closely resembles Becks. and i like shopping. a lot. too much actually. for anything. i like hillary clinton. and i love bill clinton. i like democrats and i don’t trust any brown people that are republicans. its not right. i like going out. unfortunately i cant drink as much as i once could. it’s a whole story. but i do like beer, miller lite and chimay. YUMMY. and i like liquor. but back to going out, i like dive bars and ultra hip snotty establishments. i hate pretentious white bars. they make me throw up a little in my mouth. i like my friends. i have some kick ass friends. mostly since college, but a few from high school. i like people who can make decisions. i make decisions all day long. i don’t want to boss 60 kids around all day and then have to do it at night. i am independent and sarcastic. i like others that are independent and sarcastic. i like being tardy. (* i don’t feel tardy*) i am above else interested in liberty and justice for all. hahaha. no really. but above all else, i really like just being, if you cant be comfortable in your own skin, then move on.

I'd like to meet:

somehow i have developed a crush on JT. (ewww) i hope it goes away soon. there is the elusive tim smith. who might be a spy. we had a beatles class at OU together. last time i talked to him i think i actually drooled on myself. but….GAME ON. and alejandro sanz. he is WAY hot. (still no writing...)

Music:

i wait in vain for grunge to come back and rule the freakin world!!!I do love music, however I like to stay within my own little cocoon of music. And that’s why I need a special task force to open my eyes that there are other artists who are good too. sunni, cory, and otto are true music afficionado's, they love music for music's sake, and i look to them for guidance, because they don’t have enough to do. Ergo, i have a diversified music catalog.I have a velvet rope approach to everything. Some things are in, (oversized bags this fall) and some things are never in (gaucho anyone?) There is my inner circle of musik: elvis, INXS, nirvana, and Kenny rogers.. There are musik gods to me. The ying and the yang. The alpha and omega of music heaven for me. hmmm.The second level are those greats that I cried and pined to during my adolescent years. When I would be swathed in black, crying and burning a candle because the world was too much to handle. *sighs*: depeche, the smiths, Morrissey, pet shop boys, souixsie, pixies, commitments, radiohead, mazzy, furniture, march violets, modern English.But musik evolved and then there was HOUSE. (For about 30 seconds) Which was completely swallowed whole by GRUNGE. Nirvana. *sighs* and then the whole ‘seattle sound” had me completely engulfed like..i don’t know. However, I was there for the greats. Mudhoney, Alice in Chains, mother love bone, hole, L7, STP, sreaming trees, soundgarden (b/f chris went crazy), and the late formed temple of the dog. This pretty much ruled my junior/senior year and freshman/sophmore year in college.And mostly I have been adrift on music love isle. Nothing has really grabbed me and shook me until the WB had their sappy distant soundtrack which I totally fell for. Kim ferron, abra moore make me cry and sob. And move on. Just like joey and dawson.However, I have a new love now. They are motion city. I (heart) them. They are so great. SO GREAT. .. LIKE I SAID motion city rulz and there are new loves there too… MUSE new album rocks, panic!, death cab, pink spiders, she wants revenge, cute is what we aim for, red jumpsuit, thursday, killers, bravery, franz, bullet for my valen., flogging molly, postal service, gorillaz, gnarls, fallout, academy is. my local flavas are twofold...brian parton (love him to bits and full flava kings (what other man promotes the use of shea butter on his chest no less?????)

Movies:

i have developed a small based ADHD when it comes to movies in movie theatres. the last good one was V for Vendetta, current, funny, sadistic, crucial. then there is cinema paradiso, raise the red lantern, scent of green papaya, red,white, blue; all the mornings of the world; julie delphy. then of course, my new love, who should have been the new james bond...clive. . oooh! waynes world, freshmen, ever after, bridget jones, spies like us, ghostbusters 1/2, fletch, fletch lives, some kind of wonderful, cant buy me love, tuff turf, ferris bueller, seven, m night, beetleguise, french kiss.... i eagerly await another fletch sequels...suckas

Television:

TV rocks. and i hate how everyone is like...uh i dont watch it. i do other stuff. bullshit. if everyone did the other stuff there really wouldnt be a need for tv. but you dont!! except john, *bows head* he has german cable but doesnt speak german. so he says. anywayz, the best show in the world is .....buffy the vampire slayer . A poigant yet feminist take on the equalization of the sexes and challenges modern day notions of chivarly and courage and .....3rd wave feminism!!!!!!! adult swim (oblongs, athf, family guy, boondocks, minori, ventura bro., robot chicken, courage) and then there is....court tv and msnbc. of course mtv, bet, and vh1. and cmt, sometimes. plus...my personal little cherry of love...the golden girls and rosanne. LOVE THEM.---------------------------------- you need a redstripe! BUT lately, most of all...my love has grown for the Squidbillies. THEY ARE AWESOME. (DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM)

Books:

bret easton ellis. i have nothing more to say. I LOVE YOU BRET. i can call you bret????

Heroes:

bill clinton and my grandmother. may she rest in peace. my beloved dog.

My Blog

wine

i should not be allowed near a phone or computer when tipsy. thank you for reading this.
Posted by le kat on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:47:00 PST

annoy me?

so its annoying that someone who i dont know and i know enough about isnt cool/or well. nothing, except desperate actually attempted to be my friend on here. like whatever, loser.
Posted by le kat on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:13:00 PST

simple pleasures

there is nothing more delightful than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich as a midnight snack. the joy and delight lie in the simple melding of the salty, gooey peanut butter lying in harmony with soft...
Posted by le kat on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:26:00 PST

im a girl

its so strange to me, that after all my attempts to be reasonable and to be sensible i find out im a girl after all. chasing after men who have no intention of liking me back, emotionally unavailable ...
Posted by le kat on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:01:00 PST

the start of the birthday week....

well, its offically begun...my birthday week. a week celebrating me! how great. there shold be more. last night dinner at lola's was great. i love it there. and then we headed down to caz's. caz's was...
Posted by le kat on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST

be a girl

also i need to be more girlie. im so tough.
Posted by le kat on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

be adored

i want to be adored.
Posted by le kat on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 09:37:00 PST

le marriage

ahhhhhhhhhhh love is indeed in the air!!! duffy is getting married to her dutch squeeze!!! this girl has got it all: style, heart, soul and her soulmate. *sighs*
Posted by le kat on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST

cute nerd dude

steve is back from kansas city. so cute. so nerdy. so like cory only more laid back, not as animated. and sunni says he wants to have 10,000 of my babies. im not sure about that. i think his girlfrien...
Posted by le kat on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:52:00 PST

tiny little man

tiny little man told me he only comes into the bar when im there. and he has been looking for me. come on, everyone all together..."AWWWWWWW" and also kinda stalkerish in a way. maybe he still needs ...
Posted by le kat on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:44:00 PST