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Jason

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My evil schemes to take over the world are genius. Pure genius.
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My Interests

Motorcycles, Metal, Beer, Booze, Sex, Horror, Chicks, making fun of Mike

I'd like to meet:

Chicks who dig Metal and will punch another bitch in the face.

Music:

Metal - Rock - Hard Rock - Stoner Metal - Not too much else

Movies:

My DVD Collection

Note: The girlie titles belong to my wife.

Television:

I watch more movies than I watch TV and I play more games than I watch movies so you figure it out.

Books:

Dean Koontz - Jeffrey Deaver - Stephen King

Heroes:

The Norse, Bruce Campbell, Breakdancers

My Blog

Well.. Liza and I are getting a motherfuckin’ HOUSE, bitch!

Yep - that's right.  With the market continuing to drop, we can FINALLY afford to buy a home.  The downside is we're looking in Hollister.  The upside is that in Hollister, we can get a...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:45:00 PST

Politics

This particular 'survey' was posted by a couple friends (Nat & Matt) prior to my deciding on answering the questions contained herein.  I don't really care if you agree or not: it's my blog, ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:45:00 PST

I want to fucking MURDER someone.

So, if you're reading this, you obviously have noticed the picture of the baddest fuckin' bike in my profile.  Well, someone took it upon themselves to STEAL MY FUCKING MOTORCYCLE on Friday while...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:29:00 PST

A moment of comedic genius

"Would you like to sign our petition to end the torture in Guantanamo Bay?""Would you like to move your operation to Berkeley?"*stunned into silence*And then they crossed the street.All this in downto...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 01:02:00 PST

What’s goin’ on?

Not much to talk about really - life's pretty good lately.  We've been married a little over 3 months already.  This whole year has just flown by like nobody's business!A couple weeks ago, w...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:24:00 PST

I've been tagged!

I've been tagged!Once you have been tagged you must tell us 10 weird/odd/mundane/disconcerting facts about yourself. Then, choose 10 people to be tagged. List their names and why you tagged'em.Don't f...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:58:00 PST

Criminal Neglect

Alright so, yeah, it's been for-fucking-ever since I put an update in here.  I suck.So things didn't work out at the company I left my 6-year title for.  I was happy there for the most part....
Posted by Jason on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:00:00 PST

Current goings-on

Alright so here's the skinny on more stuff that's been going on lately...When I left my old yobby-yob, I had a bunch of cash-ola accrued because of profit sharing. Yeah, some of you will think it's a...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST

RETREAT!

Again, the whole "it's been a long time since I posted in here" general bullshit to begin with.Lately, things have been going well. I've been at my new yobby-yob for a little over a month now and am l...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:25:00 PST

Current Happenings

Alright so it's been I don't even know how long since I updated this thing. So here's a little bit about what's going on lately.I started my new jobby-job last Tuesday and, so far, it's pretty cool. T...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:04:00 PST