Ketchup |
I don't blog. I don't announce my deepest, darkest feelings to an audience of friends, foes and long lost lovers. But I'm going to today. Because I just don't feel like talking. My Grandfat...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 21:24:00 GMT |
There's a place in France |
Is it that the naked ladies don't care that the men can see them through a hole in the wall because in practice they wear no underwear, and by wearing no underwear, they automatically have loose enoug...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:07:00 GMT |
Did you miss me? |
Hello to the like 3 people who read my blog. You are my loyal and loving fans and my committment to you this very special January 27 is to write to you more. To show you my appreciation, that is. Ciao...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 18:15:00 GMT |
Motha Fucking see this Motha Fucking movie |
Went to see Motha Fucking Snakes on a Motha Fucking Plane last night. It was great. Motha Fucking great. It was a well written and executed comedy while also being a gory, unnecessarily messy guy flic...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:17:00 GMT |
According to Zach |
Munich = "The Killer Jews"
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:04:00 GMT |
sugar, spice, and puppy dog tails |
I have decided that Zach is made out of sugar and fat because anything that tastes that good has to be bad for you.
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 07:50:00 GMT |
A-hem |
My kitties' litter box sounds like hissing.
Posted by on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 20:02:00 GMT |
Fucking football |
Can't I belong to a winning team? Washington is being slaughtered, no doubt, and CAL is only able to make a touchdown after three 15 yard penalties called against OSU. And Jamarcus? What kind of a nam...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 13:47:00 GMT |
This one's for you, Liz. |
I'll outward your anxiety right in your manifestation!
Posted by on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:17:00 GMT |
