I FUCK W/SPIDERS |
I have fucked with a giant spider outside of my work for two weeks and he FUCKING hates me, I'm sure of it! I throw shit in his web, put matches on him, spit on him, etc... I kind of feel bad, but fuc...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:11:00 GMT |
I fucking rule! |
It has come to my attention recently that I fucking rule! Some girls think I rule, guys think I rule and even animals think I rule. If you're reading this, it means you're proabably one of my MySpace ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:43:00 GMT |
Bang, pop, whiz... |
I'm not excited because it's the Fourth of July holiday and I get a day off... I'm excited because I get to see all the horror stories on the news on the Fifth of July! Some smart guy is going too hov...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:21:00 GMT |
"Snacking" |
I am convinced that we are at the pinnacle of history right now, because we are at the point where people can get so huge that they can no longer walk! The other day, I spoke with a massive guy (at le...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:20:00 GMT |
Snorting for harmony |
Here is something I wish I had known about for the past few months& Researchers in Washington have found a nose spray mist that causes both men and women to calm down when snorted during a fight! This...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:19:00 GMT |
Man Crotch = 666 |
The reason I don't buy into the whole "666" thing is simple, really& it has to do with a man crotch! You see, the first introduction I had to "popular evil" was via Iron Maiden at about age 7. I remem...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:18:00 GMT |
Vote Pedo party! |
Okay, now it is time for the world political system to crumble& In Amsterdam, there is a serious political movement for the formation of a political party consisting of pedophiles! What is their main ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:17:00 GMT |
Loving commercials... |
Am I the only one that notices on most family commercials, the dads are all fat, sloppy, balding douche bags, and the moms are always 5'10", slender hotties with big boobs? And these "moms" act like t...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:16:00 GMT |
Flame on! |
I know I have said "this is the best thing ever" in previous newsletters, but this story really is "the best thing ever!" Some Christian holy warrior in Tennessee got dressed up as a ninja and crept o...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:15:00 GMT |
Leaving my mark... |
I think when traveling to different cities, you need to leave you mark or an impression upon the people of that city. So, I was in Dallas, TX last weekend and went to the spot where JFK got blasted; t...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:15:00 GMT |
