This is the official '07 puddin' wrestling myspace. Sponsered by Voss farms, this will be an event that will not go unforgotten. Takes place May 19th. You can enter people until the fifteenth, at 4:00pm. Every babe has to have a sponsor which will enter her for the small fee of $8. Wreslter's must be female and wear bikini, two piece, or short shorts w/ bra or swimsuit equivalent. The sponsor and wrestler will agree upon a percent of the 100 dollar grand prize they will get.$5 entry free for non-competitors.VIP seating is $15 at door(with original five).
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BASiC iNF0
name: Howey Feltersnatch
nicknames: Kooter
age: 17
birthday:
location:
school/grade:
backgrounds: Laocian
siblings:
straight/bi/gay: Straight as a line
job: Ant farmer/vending machine mechanic
APPEARANCE
hair color: future white
eye color:
height:
ethnicity:
label:
look like a celeb:
dye your hair:
have bangs:
have braces:
wear glasses:
wear contacts:
piercings: Penis
tattoos: Arrow down...Come aboard
favorites
color: shit brown
movie: FULL METAL JACKET
tv show: Little People Big World
animal: Ant Eater
food: Ham Steaks
drink: Grapette
alcoholic drink: Schlitz
car: Tahoe
day of the week: Friday
season: Winter
song: God Send Death
sport: Masturbation
radio station: The Eagle
resturant: Golden Corral
teacher:
class:
holiday: MLK Dead Nigger Day
quote: "You look like you fell out of the suck my dick tree and hit every branch on the way down"
book: The Alphabet of Manliness
magazine: Hog Tied
flower:
memory: Stealing the Van/Stepping on a nail
tv channel: Scinamax
LAST
person you hugged: ?
person you kissed: ?
thing you said: Penis
thing you ate: Penis
imed:
texted:
you called: Satan...I have his frisbee
called you: Matt
person you saw: Me in the mirror
you have a long convo with: Self
FRiENDS
prettiest: Mini Frodo
stupidest: Nick
smartest: Matt
best house: Stark
best car: Stark
best parents: My dad
loudest: Nick/Stark combined
funniest: All
craziest: Narlson
most shy: Weeze
always has a boyfriend/girlfriend: None of us
always has parties: Me
best girl friend: All. Im PIMPing
best guy friend: The Super Duo
known the longest: Stark
known the shortest: Big Pappy
look up to the most: Mini Frodo
opinionated:
athletic: Me
most likely to pass out drunk: Nick
to go streaking: All of us
become a cop: Nick
become famous: Non
kill someone: All. I want to warm my hands in their blood
try to take over the world: Matt
THiS 0R THAT
summer or winter: Winter
dog or cat: dog
pepsi or coke: skunk piss
cellphone or ipod: cellphone
ocean or pool: cow tank
black or white: white is right
chocolate or vanilla: vanilla. white is still right
flowers or candy: fireworks/guns
rock or rap: rock. rap is for untalented niggars
tv or movie: live
aim or myspace: niether
stars or hearts: or horseshoes, clovers and balloons, pots of golden rainbows, and red ballons
bracelet or necklace: penis ring
gold or silver: zirconium
brunette or blonde: Boobs
kisses or hugs: Boobs and jelly
pen or pencil: penis
lb or oc: i'm not gay
iN THE PAST MONTH
drank: I need water or i die
smoked: a pig
failed a test: does foreplay count?
had sex: lefty or righty?
been home alone: with lefty and righty
stayed home from school: with the teacher
been to the mall: no
bought a book: a sex book. Kamasutra
been to a show/concert: no
yelled at someone: of course. No one loves you so jump off the bridge and die.
got into a fight/argument: yeah
cried to a friend: I don't have a vagina
told the truth: nope
told a lie: nope
been out of state: which one
iN Y0UR R00M
tv: yes
your own phone: i need a phone for sex hotlines
your own phone line: noq
vcr: Beta max bitches
dvd player: yes
radio: yes
computer: for porno
posters: nudies
of what?: see above
pictures: see two above
of who?: see three above
RELATi0NSHiPS
taken or single: depends what you look like
got a crush: I prefer the orange
name pleaseee:
how far have you gone: i drove to alaska once
how far do you want to go: space station
last person you said i love you to: tony the tiger
C0UNTD0WN
10 PE0PLE WH0 MEAN A L0T T0 Y0U
1::: ME
2::: Captain ME
3::: Commander Cool a.k.a me
4::: God
5::: Satan
6::: Scooby Doo
7::: Doc Ock
8::: Doom
9::: Homeless People
10::: My fajer
9 THiNGS Y0U L0VE
1::: Dick
2::: Vagina
3::: Boobs
4::: Butthole
5::: Lotion
6::: Spermicidal Lube
7::: Chloroform
8::: Ice pick abortions
9::: Coat hanger abortions
8 THiNGS Y0U HATE
1::: KARA
2::: KARA with a vagina
3::: Kara with a real vagina
4::: Hildebrand
5::: Clinton
6::: Obama
7::: CATS in my house
8::: the law
7 THiNGS Y0U CAN'T LIVE WiTH0UT
1::: oxygen
2::: water
3::: food
4::: hand
5::: lotion
6::: tissue
7::: blow up doll called gertrude
6 THiNGS Y0U'RE WEARiNG RiGHT N0W
1::: lotion on penis
2::: condom
3::: butt plug
4::: socks so it isnt gay
5::: we meat again pork hat
6::: suspenders w/ no pants. I need it for my dick
5 THiNGS Y0U'D RATHER BE D0iNG
1::: Mr. Wiggles
2::: Preferably a woman or a warm pie
3::: a sheep if no ones looking
4::: dead corpse
5::: bloated cow
4 0F Y0UR FAV0RiTE ST0RES
1::: Having stolen van stolen
2::: Pudding wrestling
3::: Stealing Marinas car
4::: Getting carlson's mail box back. Finders keepers
3 THiNGS Y0U'D TAKE T0 A DESSERTED iSLAND
1::: McGyver
2::: Tube Socks
3::: Turkey Baster
2 0F Y0UR FAV0RiTE THiNGS
1::: Lotion
2::: Right Hand
1 PERS0N Y0U MiSS RiGHT N0W
1::: Jesus. Please come back. I killed all the jews
DiD Y0U...
like the survey: oh yeah
wish it were over 5 minutes ago: yes
lie about anything: see above
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