If i wasn't a GODDANM christian...

What can i say? Bored? Only with my J.O.B. Relax? Only when hi, other wise I have the energy of a power plan. drink? Like a fish, a thirsty fish. Smoke? Only with my heethens ( they mke me do it to make me more black than I already am). Drugs? Not anymore, not after the time I woke up with a pink and brown, 9 inch, Louis Vutton dildo up my culo (that never really happened, but what if it did, I ask?). Crazy? a little...ok, A LOT. Intelligent? yes, but only with my lifelines and if you are knowledgeable in a topic, let me know cause i will call you if the need arises. You can ask my friend Jen whom i call everytime I want to know who sings any 80's song or Christopher whom I call when i need to know anything about a movie, or Jason who is my black history and pop culture specialist, or Liz who knows every word of "I Like Big Butts" (and she is white). Crazy? tremendously. Funny? I laugh. Good looking? the mirror doesn't lie..does it? Hard working? I'll get back to you when I find a job. Talented? As talented as Ashlee Simpson Live. Single? Like a dollar bill, a very used one. Good speller? I present, to the jury, Exhibit A--this entry.