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MyGen Profile GeneratorMy life is quite traumatic. My first memory is of waking up in a big white room surrounded by wierd-looking creatures with wonky wheels,n wire metal contraptions stuck to their bellies. I dont know where I was born or who my parents are, this was the beginning of my life as I know it. Anyway I soon discovered I was in ASDA West-Bridgford, Notts, stuck in an aisle surrounded by tea bags and quavers.I got out as soon as I could, the smell of fast-food, cheap clothing and B.O was making me wretch. I hailed down a taxi and got in the back, a manic looking woman, with blonde hair was driving I noticed a badge on her chest that said Sue (Sweaty Baps). Anyway that was the last thing I saw before I woke up, hoisted on a rack,bound with some sort of kinky bondage tools. I was left there for hours, it was extremely scary.(I think the trauma is what caused my amnesia?) Thankfully the police found and released me! Aparantly Sue (commonly known as Sadist Sue the sinister s&m sex fiend.) had been on a spree and maimed loads of other monkies before absconding to God knows where? I was just glad & lucky to be alive. I suffered some really serious injuries, its amazing what that womans kinky sex tools can do to a monkies body. I was treated in hospital by someone that looked extremely spookily like my abducter. After I had recovered, a very nice kind lady,with auburn hair ,and one of the sweetest natures I have ever known,(maria) took pity on me, and sent me on a round the world trip, to recouperate. it was while I was on holiday, that I met Badette,she was fit so i got in there. (even though I have sneaky suspicion that she has had a sex change?) and now we're in a long term relationship. I have decided to go into education and now Im spending my days at NTU, with some other kind sweet ladys,Julie,Elaine, and Kristy, who take the utmost care of me and Badette, and they try to make sure that I never get hurt by Sue again. All I can say in Sue's defence, is that she never intended to hurt me, she is just very kinky,and has watched too many of those naughty films, that can be downloaded off the internet! Please feel free to add comments,as I would like to be filled in on the missing pieces of my life,(I have a feeling that I was a tv star?) and if anyone knows the whereabouts of any of my relatives. especially if you are studying/working at Trent Uni. Thanks, BAD...........

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I'm moving!!

Well looks like Maria has had enough of Bad and Badette so they have now been adopted by the Canalhouse bar, on the waterfront!! 'Its like a come true for us!! FREE BOOZE!!' - Badette!! Just like to s...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:33:00 GMT

I'm Bad, I'm Bad, I'm really really Bad

The Sun is out, and only 7 weeks left till the Summer really hots up, (Uni closes for 14 weeks of unadulterated bliss!) I am considering travelling again, Baddette will be joining me, she has bought h...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:12:00 GMT