i dont like messy toothpaste tubes. i know what i'm talking about. i like people who know what they're talking about. i like people who think for themselves. i'm always thinking. i eat little, and sleep less. life is ironic. i hate irony. i love life. isn't that ironic? my life is based on left to right and thirteen. i'm obsessive-compulsive, it suits me well. i drink twice my weight in coffee daily, easily. i do not find capital letters aesthetically pleasing. i hate cold feet, literally and figuratively.