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if i had all the answers...

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

i'm almost never on myspace any more. if you need to find me... this is NOT the place to look! if i actually want to hear from you, i'm sure you know other ways to find me. :)

it's a mystery how i keep my head... over water and out of bed.
it's a wonder how i keep my feet...on the ground and walking under me.

it's a new year, time for a few updates to the profile! lucky for you guys, the fact that i can't SLEEP still hasn't changed... :)

i frequently use other people's words to say what i mean. see: my headline. see: the above profile quotes. see: several of my blog posts. sure, i write a lot. sure, i'm pretty much obsessed with words and making them line up JUST right. but sometimes you come across just the right song at just the right time and you wonder how could i ever say it better than that?

i've always wanted to be one of 'those' girls. the capable few, the ones with perfect eyeliner and coiffed hair, and elbow deep in motor oil. i want a buick riviera, or an old muscle car, and i want to be able to work on my cars by. my. self. i should've been a boyscout. i want to work with tigers, face to face. i want to do something important with all this stuff that spins around my brain on a regular basis. i want it all to mean something. ok now that i've revealed to you my deepest desires, your turn!

i'm usually more clever. or at least i'm usually better at convincing myself that i'm more clever. if i've managed to fool YOU, then i suppose all this isn't wasted.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

in terms of real life... i'd like to meet someone who IS actually what they say they are. dont tell me one thing today, another tomorrow, and say 'well, things change'. if you dont know yourself (or are at least making the attempt to figure it out), i dont want to know you.

i'm not all sound and fury, though. i really DO love meeting new people, so give it a shot. some of my best friends are some of the most unlikely friends, and everyone deserves a chance.

sn: evlgrnfaerie

i don't mean any of this in the "looking for a date" sense. i use the male pronoun mostly because the majority of my friends are guys, that seems to be the sort i get along with best. i'm always open to new friends, new experiences, new views on life. if you think there's a conversation to be had, a story to be shared, then you're someone i want to meet :)

oh and i'd like to meet elvis costello very much thank you.

note: if i don't know you, and you'd like to add me, cool! i love making new friends! but send a message along with that friend request, if i just get the req. by its self i'm GOING to deny it.

BTW, my brothers friends are the damndest funnon coolest. if you don't believe me, watch this:

..> PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT on FunnyOrDie.com ..>

My Blog

real estate advertising hijinks

item: Real Estate Marketing Tools Catalog.cheesy? i think so. hilarious? i think so. worthy of its own post just to share this nonsense with y'all? probably not, but you're gonna get it anyway.Ea...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:32:00 GMT

take me out

i want to go on a real date. an honest to goodness dress pretty and smell nice date... i want someone to pick me up and take me out to... pace's, pasta pasta, pentimento... i guess somewhere with a p...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 11:10:00 GMT

the ignorance of assholes.

disclaimer- this was all typed verbatim as i was listening to the conversationlM: obama for president... hah... you've got to be kidding me.J: oh you dont like him?M: his daddy was from africa, and hi...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:10:00 GMT

what i want...

the guy i want doesn't have a profile picture of his bulging biceps; his pics show his funnier side, and might even involve a dress!he doesn't have track pants with snaps down the side; unless he boug...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:03:00 GMT

"death in soho"... or, god forgive me for being an asshole

me: you know, i'm simply scandalized by mary-kate's involvement in the "ledger scandal"me: or "death in soho" as the post has taken to calling itcolin: oh?colin: idiotscolin: you think her and the mai...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:43:00 GMT

alice blue dress

there's this old guy charlie in the office where i work.charlie calls me "alice blue dress" because i remind him of some old songcharlie starts most of his sentences with "you're too young to remember...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:33:00 GMT

when hell is full, the dead will walk the earth

ok so i've tackled ONE thing so far this year... a zombie movie!i'll be the first to admit that i'm a big huge baby when it comes to movies. suspense, drama, whatever no problem. i LOVE movies. but...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 02:27:00 GMT

took the words right out of my mouth

i hope y'all don't mind... i don't take the time to write blog posts too often these days, so i've posted this one in a couple of different places... trying to get as much mileage out of it as i can! ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:46:00 GMT

my status

evlgrnfaerie: i've just been "marginally" employeed for quite some time nowevlgrnfaerie: it's like being unemployeed, but i can afford to buy dog food, and a beer every now and thenevlgrnfaerie: i'm o...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:47:00 GMT

movements, moments, messages

i remember a few months back posting on my livejournal about how a song... had just perfectly nailed a feeling. and it kind of feels like ever since then, i've had someone following me around, making ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:32:00 GMT