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DJ Bretzelbert III

About Me

It started 19 years ago when this sicko crawled out of some female human´s body. Later he grabbed some instruments and now he´s just some dude who´s making awful noise which he calls "music". He just doesn´t know any categories, he just knows music. Music is everything and everything is music. You can´t live without it and it can´t live without you. We all are part of that stuff. Just trying to unite Funkateers, Popheadz, Gorefreaks, Jazz-Jizzers, Blues-beaters or just every music freak all across the universe. It doesn´t matter if the beats are sampled, played by a band or just drum computer generated, as long as it is funky or has a good groove it´s all good and that´s how it should be. Connecting his art with his music(basically it´s all just arts) and making it through his conceptional continuity that´s what this freak is trying to do. If you like it: it´s good. If you don´t : it´s good, too, because there´s nothing worse than being ignored...
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Member Since: 26/04/2007
Band Members: DJ Bretzelbert III aka the dude: guitar, bass, drum-programming, percussion, synthesizers/keyboards, flute, accordeon, violin, harmonica, some vocals and some undefined instruments and last but not least the almighty "rectal trumpet" (basically just playing every instrument he gets into his fingers).
Influences: Frank Zappa, Beastie Boys, De La Soul, Public Enemy, N.W.A., Blumentopf, Prince, Afrika Bambaataa, Grant Green, Herbie Hancock, Headhunters, Django Reinhardt, John Lee Hooker, Rockin´Laffayetes, Carcass, Impetigo, Cannibal Corpse, Haemorrhage, Mucupurulent, Rompeprop, Plasma, Bile, Exhumed, Impaled, Excrementory Grindfuckers, Cephalic Carnage, Gonorrhea Pussy, Kyuss, Fu Manchu, George Clinton, Funkadelic, Parliament, Bootsy Collins, Helge Schneider, the Residents, Edgar Varese, Igor Strawinsky, Dead Kennedys, G-Rhyme, Motörhead, Slayer, Testament, Exodus, Suicidal Tendencies, D.R.I., S.O.D, Cryptic Slaughter, Fanfare Ciocarlia, Parno Grazst, my moma I could lead this list into the end of times, there´s just too many influences...
Sounds Like: sounds like a sumatran rat monkey biting your ankels, singing "Dancing Queen"
Record Label: Unsigned

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrind!!!Allors enfats, get the fuck up
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:54:00 GMT