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Mauser

Castration Cures Baldness!

About Me

im an orphaned kitty, im not sure who my parents are.

i was left in a barn in tinley park, and hot dog discovered me one night.

the household consisted of three female humans and two male canines, hot dog who i mentioned before, and bud, a ole man, black lab mix in case you were wondering.

they rescued me from certain death, and im greatful
especially when i was bottled fed, and given nutrical from that tube.

i catch rabbits from time to time.
i dont know why but i dont like them silly rabbits.
mice are fun to taunt and toss around.

i like being a feline...its the cat bashing. they just dont understand.

My Interests

Currently i ran away to make some babys.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

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Movies:


Television:

Cher - Song For The Lonely

Books:


Heroes:

spook
i heard alot about this black cat.
he was an awesome kitty.
i strive to do my best, and follow in his footsteps.

My Blog

lets play tag

after browsing thru many profiles and blogs, i decided to play a game.everyones doing it.if they jump off a bridge i wouldnt follow.i have my own agenda.here are ten things you didnt know about me.1) ...
Posted by Mauser on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:36:00 PST

do the hump de hump

so i like to hump stuffed animals three times my sizeso i like to eat fishso i like to rip apart baby rabbits headsso i like to lick my ballsso i like my spiny penisso what, so im a pussy....
Posted by Mauser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

introducing...

welcome to the funhouse.this is what its all about.enter at your own risk.we are not liable for accidents.please dont piss ur pants.we have no public washroom.thank you come again......
Posted by Mauser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST