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About Me

Hey guys, my name is Skeeter Valentine. I live in Bluffington, a chill town where I can hang with my freinds and have a good time. I go to Bluffington High School. My best freinds in the world are Doug Funnie and his dog with whom I can communicate, Porkchop. I have an angry dad, an accepting mom, and a mischeivious brother, Dale, whom I hate. As far as women go, I used to be in a relationship with the local rich bitch, Bebe Bluff. That ended when she cheated on me with my worst enemy Roger Clotz. As far as things I like to do, I enjoy hanging out at the Honker Burger, Air Guitar, listening to the Beets, and pissing people off by making obnoxious honking noises. Most people don't know that I have a super hero alter ego, Sliver Skeeter. Well that's about it, other than that I'm just a pretty chill guy who just like hanging with my buddies and skeeting.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All the members of The Beets.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Skeeter Valentine
Birthday: 5/19/81
Birthplace: Bluffington
Current Location: Bluffington
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: Blue
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red Converses
Your Weakness: Purple Women
Your Fears: Nematoads
Your Perfect Pizza: lots of mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Smoke 3 grams of crack in one day.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: stfu
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to take a shit.
Your Best Physical Feature: My enourmous nose.
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: going out with Bebe Bluff
Pepsi or Coke: Coke (the other coke)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Honker Burger
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Tea sucks.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. Dark.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: Well..... yeah.
Do you Swear: Uncontrollably.
Do you Sing: Does making random noises count?
Do you Shower Daily: nah
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: hell no
Do you want to get Married: not for me
Do you belive in yourself: Ya
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah im a pimp biatch.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: No, I hate those assholes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Kind of, if Bebe is around. (Shes afraid of thunder)
Do you play an Instrument: A trash can.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah alot
In the past month have you been on Drugs: pcp, oxycotton, crack to name a few.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nah... i wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I love them things.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi rocks.
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ... yeah
Ever been Drunk: wat kind of question is that.
Ever been called a Tease: dont think so
Ever been Beaten up: .........
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: during an orgasm
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: own a stripclub
What country would you most like to Visit: Colombia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Black.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Purple
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: shorter than me
Weight: skinny
Best Clothing Style: rich stuff
Number of Drugs I have taken: 298472984729487239847
Number of CDs I own: 19874198746
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not one thing

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My Blog

Killing the crew: part two

Hey guys, just thought I'd have another update.  The Bluff Busters are doing well.  We now have five members.  The two new members are two latino chicos that me and Doug picked up on th...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jul 2005 07:48:00 GMT

Killing the Crew

Alright, alot has happened since I last posted so here it goes.  First of all, me, Doug, and Porkchop have started a gang.  We are called the Bluff Busters.  We are gang forged upon the...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jul 2005 08:58:00 GMT

I fucking hate Roger Klotz

Alright so here is whats going on.  I woke up this morning and there were eggs on my window.  I was like what the fuck, so I opened my window and looked down.  There was nothing there.&...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jul 2005 08:54:00 GMT

Parenting is bullcrap....

So alright, today I woke up and my arm still hurts like a mofo from being shot.  After waking up I look at pictures of Bebe for awhile and do some skeet skeeting.  Then Doug comes over and w...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jul 2005 12:26:00 GMT

I say yay, you say nay

Well, just thought id have and update on whats going up right now.  Me and my nig Doug drove to Roger Clotz's house yesterday and did a drive by.  We shot him and his entire family down with...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jul 2005 11:34:00 GMT

My life

Hey guys, Skeet here. Honk Honk!!  Just thought I'd leave an update on what is going on in my life right now.  Lately I've been trying to hook up with Bebe Bluff to get me some sweet poontan...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jun 2005 17:00:00 GMT