Well in 1985, I was spawned from what women and men alike typically refer to as the uterus. That's when I heard these immortal words, "Jeff put it back in it's not done". Thankfully they didn't put me back in and I've survived to this day by eating smaller life forms and avoiding awkward social situations. I've got a face only a mother could love and the personality of the biggest cunt you're bound to meet. I enjoy the lighter side of life and never take anything too seriously (except beer).
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