All of these quotes end with my response.
"You were like the psychiatrist of martin hall."
"Are you saying I gave drugs to everyone?"
"I could do more with one tenth of your brain."
"I know I'm lazy... but my one tenth is still more then you can handle."
"His ego is so big it takes up two guilds."
"His ego is so big it soloed sunwell."
"His ego is so big, his ego's ego is bigger then yours"
"His ego is so big, god plays chess with it."
"0_o, Is it really that big?"
"What about XXX"
"OMG Never, he's way to umm.. "BIG" for me."
"Yes, however tomorrow he can start a diet, but you'll still be ugly."
"Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed."
"Damn, no wonder I'm so pissed off."
"Connor, you have to be the smartest mother fucker I know."
"She told you?!?!?!?"
"Bro, you have to remember... There is you, and me. Then there is the rest of the world.
"..."
"LOL Connor your freakin awesome!!!!! wish i could fuck your brains out but i am afraid i would be a little boring in that department."
"I'm afraid your husband would kill me if we even tried. ^_^ "
"I wasn't really paying attention to what you were doing."
"That's fine, I wasn't really listing to what you were saying."
"Where has Connor been?"
"Screw my pally, he'd dead to me."
More to come as I remember some.
I'd love to meet people who make things like this...
