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MISSION STATEMENT:
"The Northeast Ohio Rock'n'Roller Girls exist to provide an opportunity to build a positive relationship with women in the community through the sport of roller derby. we will demonstrate that women of all walks of life can be strong and independent, while managing a career and a personal life, and can excel in an otherwise male dominated sports world."
WEBSITE: WWW.NRRGIRLS.COM
TICKLES MY FANCY: Mary Jane shoes, knee-high socks, sock monkeys, glitter, chocolate, vodka, bowling, VW's, pugs, my son's laugh, game nights, polka dots, disco balls, cupcakes, coffee, (cupcakes *with* coffee), smores, orange Zima XXX, hearing my husband sing, custard ice cream cones, roller coasters, my wedding & engagement rings, potato burritos, flowers, cheesecake, Halloween, homemade icing, lipstick, Manic Panic products, The Golden Girls, and driving with my top down.
MORBID BLACK THOUGHTS: Watered down over-priced drinks, litterboxes, movie talkers, gas prices, the war in Iraq, red meat, catty girls, cold showers, fast food, funerals, traffic, labor pains, spiders, late fees, stepping in dog shit, cottonballs or cottonlogs, potholes, roadkill, and baked goods not baked good.
MY DOPPELGäANGER: Wife and mother who adores my son & husband more than anything in the world.
THINGS YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T KNOW: My first pair of roller skates were Smurf and my second, were Cabbage Patch Kid. I would practice skating in my parent’s garage listening to Tears for Fears. When I got my own pair of indoor skates (which were red, white, and blue), I would skate with my Girl Scout Troop and would “JUMP†every time David Lee Roth said to.
MY YOUNGER YEARS: SOME SHINING MOMENTS IN BRIEF....VERY BRIEF:
PRESCHOOL: I took it twice....not joking.
KINDERGARTEN: I lied and said I couldn't skip, just so I could go outside and play.
FIRST GRADE: I won a contest on fire safey and won $5. I bought purple and white velcro shoes at K-Mart.
SECOND GRADE: I won a coloring contest...well it was 2nd place.
THIRD GRADE: I won an advertisement contest for chewing gum, wrote a short story called "Kim's Pig" about a pig that I had as a pet but ended up getting butchered.
FOURTH GRADE: I got glasses and collected Garbage Pail Kids.
FIFTH GRADE: I wore a Swatch Watch on my ankle and thought I was the shit.
SIXTH GRADE: I was the fastest kid in the sixth grade....even the boys. And I won a contest in creative writing class about a bunch of kids that went to the mall and one chic got hit by a car and died of internal bleeding. The story was then turned into a play.
SEVENTH GRADE: I got braces AND wore glasses. Not a good way to entire Junior High. And I'm pretty sure I still wasn't wearing a training bra at that point.
EIGHTH GRADE: I discovered boys and the Salvation Army.
NINTH GRADE: I entered my "trying to find myself phase" which included odd clothes and bright red lipstick. My favorite article of clothing was a bright blue daisy blazer and my first pair of Chucks.
TENTH GRADE: I got my license after the second attempt and got my braces off!
ELEVENTH GRADE: Too many drama filled days/weeks/months to mention.
TWELFTH GRADE: Got my first 3 tattoos and got the hell outta there!
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