1. when its told...
2. once explained...
3. five minutes later once actually get it.
I'm pretty unique. "indescribable" possibly just pretty damn awesome... I'm laid back, easy going, open minded, understanding, and mostly quite random at times! I'm not stuck up, self obsessed, an excessive liar, a slut, or arrogant. I'm not very decisive, This is because I think too much about everything. I always want to do the right thing. I dont believe there's such a thing as "normal" probably because what people call normal, and I am not. I'm rather random, makes life interesting! My imagination is so huge I can barely contain it!
I can be weird, I pick my nose in the car. Who care? I don't. I love to watch scary movies but with a pillow cover my face and love me some paranormal shit anything that is wack…then I’d throw up later. I am also extremely buysexual, meaning if you buy me stuff I get real sexual. As much as I try to deny it, I am a girlie girl…can u tell from the way i look? FUCKING girlie as hell! ha! Now, don't poison your mind with irritating stereotypes of a girlie girl…I don't bop my head to lollipop music or boy bands nor do I talk like a valley girl or stress out about not knowing the latest gossip. I can be emotional at times. But i like being able to cry at things that make me sad, I have bottled it up before and it only ever comes spilling out when you least want it. I like to embrace being female and hormonal and having good damn cry at why the toaster is not working or why the cop is pulling me over. Waaah! I hate getting cold. I'm the most useless person at being cold, I can't handle it. I don't like my feelings to be messed with. It happened again and again and again... Although however upsetting at the time, it is a learning curve that you need to go through, and you realize that sometimes people are not what they always were, and you have to let that go and move on. I do believe everything happens for a reason and it is meant to teach us something. I think it’s fair to say I'm slightly yappy at times. I do silly things, say silly stuff, but you know what?.... thaaaaaats me! I could be funny enough to make my friends laugh so hard the food come out of their noses. I love to sing even if I don't know the words. It just makes me feel good to sing and who cares if I'm out of tune.
I think the right amount of romance is always necessary in life and no one should ever forget that...am i right? I love to love and to be loved. I just like to be kind and honest to those around me. I like to help people when they are down or feeling low. Everybody needs a friend and NO ONE ever deserves to be ignored. I'm totally generous...supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (if u know what i mean)
Yeeehaa!...I wanna be a cowgirl...and you can be my cowboy! Hmmm ok cowboys are gay…nevermind! Their pants are too tight, can see the nuts...not so cool...in fact, how the hell are they comfortable riding bulls and stuff with those tight ass jeans? See...I want to fly to the moon, but being an astronaut is out of the question cuz I'm just sad at physics. Some advice if you're blue, listen to Jack Johnson…trust me on this. Hmmm ok what else...I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. I can pump my own gas. I can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I am always being jolly and giggly and funny and crazy doopzy. It’s what makes me, *ME*. I love just being me.
I have no idea what you losers might want to know about me. I guess you'll just have to ask if you find anything funny or amusing to ask. But If you are nasty, liars, fuckwits , users, spiteful, malicious, spineless idiots…I'm not interested.
WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT PAM:
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"Pam's body should be a dictionary... 'cuz it's got definitions" - Webster
"STD's are not Pokemons, stop collecting them!!" - Her doctor
"Pam is the greatest thing to ever happen to this world"- Some guy with a gun to his head
"Pam is funnier than watching your whole family burn alive in a horrible car crash"- Source unknown
"Stay away from me! I'm serious!!"-Some emo kid
"She make me raugh. Out roud!"- William Hung
"She always makes me laugh! I laughed so hard I quit breathing. Luckily, I had a machine doing it for me!" - Peter (second hand smoke victim)
"She is funny...I puked all over myself!" - Teenage girl with bulimia
"She's retarded" - Her cousin
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