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Ms. Anthropy

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Yankee, go home with me. Welcome to my surrealist nightmare. Take your shoes off and step into these disemboweled trouts. Leave your clothes on the door frame made of grapes and tiny giraffes. Stay awhile.Thanks to loyal customer turnaround, BeckyStock has the potential to go up 50% in the coming fiscal business year. You can help support this arbitrary, imaginary cause by buying any of our fine BeckyProducts: BeckySocks, BeckyBags, BeckyFunBalls (now in purple!) BeckySwitchplateCovers, the BeckyDeepFryer, or of course, the "GoingGreen!" BeckyCar, which runs on love and orphan blood.All products feature a horrifying unremovable frontal-image of my signature uncomfortable grimace and come with a lifetime subscription to "Rat Fancy" Magazine. We do not accept orders from infants or filthy, filthy Swedes.No one wants to hear your band, being a white, teenage, semi-educated middle-class American with a computer negates any complaints you will ever have, and Chuck Norris jokes haven't been funny in at least four years. Wait a minute...fuck myspace.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Comedians, writers, Chicago collaborators, someone with a bounce to their step and an IQ above 20. Fellow wayward youth (read: art school dropouts).Oh, but I did have a dream once where I met David Cross on the street. He was kind of an asshole.

My Blog

THE COMPUTER FINDS YOU TO BE MOST ACCEPTABLE.

And by "acceptable" I mean "accepted" and by "computer", I mean "School of the Art Institute of Chicago."I definitely got into the School of the Art Institute of Chicago.Not sure if I'm going there, d...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 23:56:00 GMT

CORPORATE MONSTERS!!

So I drew a really hairy monster holding a briefcase and wearing a tie (CORPORATE monster!!--eh, eh?) all over a blank stock req. form at work--a form which is apparently pretty important and has to ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 13:22:00 GMT

"I take my good fortune, and I fantasize about leavin'."

I love my job. I pray this isn't the only point in my life where I will be able to say that.I sleep with you, I dream about him, and it doesn't go away because these things never go away, they just sl...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:55:00 GMT

=I wanna give the violet more violence=

Turned 18. So I'm legal and happy, now. In accordance with this, everyone can now blow me. :-D
Posted by on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 12:47:00 GMT

Wanna Help? Donate to my cause.

+Positive+ Note of the day: Strange as it is, myspace may actually help me restore my sex life. And by "restore", I mean, "create". Ahh, technology. What a time to be alive.
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 18:20:00 GMT

Oh look! Relevant and logical. Hurrah!

12 reasons why gay people should not be allowed to get married: 1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. 2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because t...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jul 2005 15:49:00 GMT

I wanna be the girl with the most cake.

Aye aye aye, it begins---slowly and steadily easing myself into myspace after my year-long anniversary with livejournal. I think it's going to be okay. And then, maybe--just mayboe--someday, I'll have...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jul 2005 23:13:00 GMT