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About Me

"They don't serve sushi in prison. Unless you count dick."
"What's terrible is to pretend that the second-rate is the first-rate. To pretend that you don't need love when you do; or you like your work when you know quite well you're capable of better."
-Doris Lessing
Chelsea's the name
pig collectin's the game.
I'm trying to find the happiness I used to have so abundantly.
AIM- chelsea12000
"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." Marilyn Monroe


This is going to look so awkward on youtube...
Can't we just hang out?!
Do you see that group of branches right there?
This peniss blue
At least I always know what time it is…
I look........IMMORTAL!
OOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNKKKKKKKK!!!!
Hurdles
Gloria! GET THE EFF OVER HERE!
Double it by two.
Stack with a C-H
Raccoon face!
But mostly yogurt.
Where are we going?
Where the children are.
The school?
No.
The Foster Care center?
I LOVE SEATTLE!
Motivational donut
I AM POOFING!
THAT'S why the road is black!
Oh my SAS
Shotgun.
Pimpitus.
bOUnce.
I LOVE DICK…VAN DYKE!!!!
I ain’t gettin back in that pizza.
All night, every night.
It’s our fizzicks, but not their physics.
Olga and the deuce face.
What is even going on in this episode?!
WHO IS SHE... HOW DOES SHE KNOWWWW?
Fizzicks=phun; Physics=fun -1
He’s not a shark Mellissa.
YOU FUCKED UP THE PUZZLE PIECES!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!
Move your friction mass!
Oh, Ron <3
PJ…
TA GEORGE!
Andy, Andy! Oh, oh!
Jay ciem
Bitches I hope you know
I won't stop til I hit that hoe
Okay we're done.
Atomic rib stretch
A skateboard is a skateboard, but you are amazing.
I don’t know what you’re gonna get, but you’re gonna get it!
Onomatopoeia!
Mindy, your fries are burning.
Back in 1922!
I am Milad in the box!
’09 Sharmota
Keeeeees eeeeet!
I'm doing it as HARD AS I CANNN!
Mr Sanchez2115 (8:58:39 PM): theres no love like c-dog love
"So naturalists observe a flea has smaller fleas that on him prey; and these have smaller yet to bite 'em; and so proceed, ad infinitum"
-Jonathon Swift
"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for."
-Maureen Dowd

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together,
there is something you must always remember.
You are braver than you believe, stronger than
you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most
important thing is, even if we're apart...
I'll always be with you."

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