I'm Winston Marie Oliver Hartnett.
I'm a fun loving neutered 2YEARS OLLDDD puppy livin' on the east coast. I love cheese and my mummy and my sisters. I like to go on walks. I like to pee on rugs. I like to pee in larry's eye. I like to chew my sisters clothes. I LOVE napping in the sun. My tear ducts are broked, i need surgery :( I hate taking bathes... but so does my sister Maddie. I like getting my hair blowdry'd and i like barking at small infants. I like going through the dunkin' donuts drive through cuz i get munchins then i yell at all the bitches. I don't like fat people, tall men or comcast guys. I sit by the front window all day long and wait for my mummy or daddy or sisters to get home then i yell at them to make me a god damn quesidilla. I love waking up to my sister singing to me like Raffie and stuff, it really make me all smiley inside and out. I'm looking for a record label to sign me right now. I do not like chocolate and the WATER BOTTLE. I get squirted all the time when i bark or step on the kitchen table or bite. But all in all I'm a good good puppy and you will love me.
come over and play!
