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Princess Blondage

blonderthanjesus

About Me



THINGS WHICH MAKE ME HAPPY INCLUDE: Heavily and overly applied make up (M.A.C.), heels over four inches (preferably 6 +), Starbucks, and body hair removal (especially when using boxing tape. While we're on the subject, thanks for being such a good friend Buc. You're the best.)

THINGS WHICH MAKE ME SAD INCLUDE: Payless Shoes, the term "maternal instinct", neutral tones, and anyone who has ever worn a T-shirt from a restaurant they've eaten at. I am also slightly repulsed by uncurled eye lashes.

But seriously, if you ever need hair removal advice feel free to send me a message. I'm a wealth of information on this subject as well as moisturizing and fake tanning.

Please help me bring back junkie sheik.

My Interests

Money. Success. Fame. Glamour.

I'd like to meet:

I am the hag of this wonderful man:

He's pretty much my favorite accessory, which I keep with me close to my heart wherever I go; like a human Fendi bag. Any male interested in persuing him must first go through me, or as they say "If the hag hates him, the fag don't date him". Those with profiles which read "Sexuality: Not sure" or "Undecided" need not apply. But we'll see you in a couple of years when it becomes unbearable.

That's all.

Music:

Depeche Mode/Martin Gore/Dave Gahan
Skinny Puppy
Fergie Ferg
VNV Nation
FLA
Apoptygma Berzerk
Madonna
Peaches
Wolfshiem
Morrissey
J.T
Lords of Acid
Johnny Cash
Delirium
The Genitorturers
Scissor Sisters
Portishead
PLACEBO

Bjork
Suicide Commando
Lady Sov
NIN
Goldfrapp
Tori Amos
Massive Attack
Amy Winehouse
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
The Horrorpops
Covenant
John Digweed
SEAN VANCE
The Cure
Garbage
Assemblage23
Mono Chrome
Tiger Army
G n'R
and of course - ♥Kelly Clarkson♥

Movies:

Madonna Truth Or Dare is all that anybody ever needs to watch. Ever.

Heroes:

I hope to age gracefully like Patsy Stone.
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