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TJ

About Me

YOU ALL know that girl that you can never make happy...never can find the perfect gift, well check THIS out. She'll be very happy!

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I THINK THIS PICTURE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.........

THE AVERY DYLAN PROJECT from Athens Georgia on The Freakshow filmed lovingly by crabisland.com

Avery Dylan Project -- KROCK 100.3 FM -- Crabisland.com
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 24/04/2007
Band Website: www.krocksthebeach.com
Influences: My Dad for his sickening comedic timing which I try daily to mimic.
My Mother, the late great Judy Argo for my love of all music.
Jesse James, for having relations nightly with Sandra Bullock.
That homeless guy that does Karate on telephone poles up and down Miracle Strip Parkway for being something MORE ridiculous than me in downtown Ft. Walton Beach.
The way the air smells at 7:05 coming off the Gulf when I’m on my bike headed home. SHUT UP that can be an influence...

Sounds Like: I sound ALOT like the voice in your head that wants to scream out when something's just NOT RIGHT.

When some assface like Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton wants to propogate racism, and you WANT to say "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LOUDMOUTHS, but don't know how, or dont wanna lose your job, THAT'S what I sound like.

When some idiot locks himself in an office with a gun because he wants to be a celebrity like the LAST person that shot a bunch of innocent people, and you WANT to say "just rush the building, get him outta there, and never show his face on TV", I sound like that.

I sound like what you would sound like if after 10 years of corporate radio, someone gave you the chance to go be YOURSELF, turn on the mic and GO.
Record Label: Kel-Frog Media Concepts

My Blog

PARTY TIME!

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Posted by on Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:27:00 GMT

NEW FOR 2010!

ROKJOK ENTERTAINMENT has come to FLORIDA! T.J. Kelley, former radio personality, stand up comic and event dj for nearly 20 years has brought ROKJOK ENTERTAINMENT to Florida! Licensed and Professional,...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:23:00 GMT

ME......

Hi, and welcome to my vent. Someone I just met here through a friend of a friend asked for a few tidbits about me as a person, "tell me a little about you", she said...well........I live for the m...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 13:31:00 GMT

WANNA KNOW WHY WE'RE BANKRUPT? READ THIS

This is astounding and infuriating. Why isn't this in the papers? Please read and pass it on.WHY ARE WE BANKRUPT?Informative, and mind boggling!You think the war in Iraq is costing us too much? Read t...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 18:09:00 GMT

Possible Return of The Freakshow?

***Picture courtesy of Raquel Long, AKA Long Peters Kitty - former Roller Derby Goddess and super freakette***1st meeting today with Ron went very well. Both sides have some valid points, and some sma...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:48:00 GMT

THE MAN LAWS BEEEEEYATCH!

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Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:44:00 GMT

New Kia Soul...Presented by Lee Kia in Fort Walton Beach FL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=can-qxJHhgc As my quest continues to be THE NEXT Billy Mays, here I am pitching the NEW KIA SOUL at Lee Kia in Ft. Walton Beach. COME AND GET YOUR CAR!
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:58:00 GMT

Really? Are you Serious?

I KNOW, that in some book on how to raise your kids it tells you that you should ignore your child when they scream and yell, because that trains them that you'll respond to their yelling.Did the DING...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:16:00 GMT

How to buy a car -

Ok, so here we are. Radio stations aren't really knockin down my door, so 3 weeks ago I went back into the car business. I say back because when my eldest daughter, (The World Famous Ashley Nicole) wa...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:00:00 GMT

yeah...go buy Verizon.....LMAO

dear GOD...is this what I have to look forward to as a Verzion customer, since my beloved Alltel has been absorbed by that little geeky man and all of his friends?***DISCLAIMERS****please note that cr...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 18:21:00 GMT