Emily

About Me

.. David Blaine Street Magic 2 on FunnyOrDie.com .. .. The Landlord on FunnyOrDie.com .. i bake cakes in the only cafe in Millen with cloth napkins. they are delicious. i'm also a writer, a collector of high-heels, and a rescuer of dogs. and occasionally cats. so eat cake, read my stories, don't touch my shoes, and be nice to your pet and i will probably like you enough to not make fun of you.

My Interests

SHOES, dead baby jokes, shanking the wicked, Coors tall boys, Russian literature, talking shit. oh, and cake.

I'd like to meet:

Pan (the goat god), Bill & Ted, and Santa because they are extreme badasses.tyra banks, donald trump, and bono so i can give them each a punch in the kidneys.

Music:

my brothers' band, The Boomsticks. (by default) and post-grunge 90's music. and whatever else that doesn't blow.

Movies:

none...i owe big fines at Movie Gallery.

Television:

well, we're back to basic cable again. anything informative, if not mildly interesting, on GPTV.

Books:

"If You Give A Mouse A Cookie", "Where The Wild Things Are", and anything by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

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