Nicolai Budolfski, or Munki to his friends, was born a prince in a small Russian city just outside of Siberia. Orphaned at a young age, he was found by a pack of Siberian Sloth-Monkeys, who raised him as their own. He barely raised one rung in the evolutionary ladder. Munki venomously denies that he has lived in San Diego most of his conscious life.When he was old enough to walk, he was found by a homeless Buddhist Samurai, who raised him to fight evil in the most peaceful way... he also taught him to hunt Dinosaurs, a skill that will ultimately prove useful in the coming years. Munki left his Buddhist sensei once he had mastered all there was to learn, and began traveling the country-side, learning as much as his simian-brain could handle. It was during these travels that Munki met Bill Nye the Science Guy. Once Bill Nye discovered the Awesomness that dwelled beneath Munki's 6'2" frame, he dubbed him the worlds first and only "Awesomologist". It was then that these two brilliant minds parted ways.Munki's dream of becoming the world's highest paid lap dancer came to a tragic end, when a slipped disc sidelined that career. Moving on, Munki found success in a smorgasborg of careers including CinnaBon handler, court jester, pants inspector 2, and part-time masseuse at the playboy mansion. Munki didn't find his true dream until much later in life, when he began writing and drawing about the adventure of a Man and his Monkey. Unfortunately , to pay rent and whatnot, Munki had to also work at a courthouse, where he brings joy to criminals, prostitutes, speeders, and jaywalkers. Always leave 'em smilin'.Munki enjoys intelligent conversations, sarcasm, books, movies, zombies, animals, beautiful women, the smell of gasoline, the George Forman Grill, and the show "How I Met Your Mother". He likes just about everything, to be honest, and thus can always be found smiling and entertained.
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