Funny convos |
Unspecting Noob * Murph slaps traici around a bit with a large trout <traici> ignorant sob <Murph> who me? <traici> murph stop that <traici> no <Murph> why? :( <traic...
Posted by Murph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
werd. fill this out and make my ego swell |
Do it. Ugly? : Kind? : Loud? : Shy? : Weird? : Selfish? : Ghetto? : Crazy?: Nice? : Mean?: Immature? : Rude?: Cool? : Brat? : Stupid? : Caring? : Mature? : A friend? : More than a ...
Posted by Murph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Updates on my job search |
Those of you who would take the time to actually read some of what I write probably already know this, but bear with me;
I'm still looking for a full-time job. I've been searching since December or...
Posted by Murph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I gotta get the hell outta here |
Weekend after this, I'm taking a much-needed trip back to Rochester. Since coming home, I've had a serious lack of a social life. No parties, no bars, nothing of that sort. All of my old buddies from ...
Posted by Murph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ono questions |
Got this from a friend. If you're bored, post a reply eh? - Merf
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
...
Posted by Murph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Kids |
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned dow...
Posted by Murph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Tongue twisters! |
Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This...
Posted by Murph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
MAN FOUND DEAD AT PC!! Death attributed to sudden protein withdrawal and severe chafing! |
My friend set up his computer to use dual monitors.
He is now raving about being able to watch two pornos at once. Full-screen!
Now he just needs to pick up a girl. "Ever watched 2 pornos at...
Posted by Murph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Trojan Condoms... |
Why the hell are they called Trojan condoms?
I mean, whats the reasoning behind calling a condom after something that is inserted into a city and then explodes and spews forth its contents?
Posted by Murph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Yay for weekend |
Been working on the M/V Munnatawket, a 100 ton class vessel that operates out of New London, CT. I'm working 0400 to 1330 shifts, sometimes 0630 to 1530 (4am to 1:30 and 6:30am to 3:30 for you landlub...
Posted by Murph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
