Chris

Well im quite short at about 5'7 but it doesnt really bother me to much i just like to prove im better than people especially when it comes to sport. So i've always picked on the biggest people i can. It's fun. I like to be known as the funny one and have always been labelled as a "jack the lad" or "idle bastard". I simply prefer to label myself "idle never to be an idol". I have some awesome friends altho i dont get to see them much atm because im at uni, but next summer we'll make up for it. Whenevr im introduced as the funny one people expect me to tell a joke, it's like being an amateur comedian. I used to be a rite little shite so i dont really know why my friends have put up with me for so long. Maybe for comedy value or to make them look taller, who knows. Anyway I'm rambling which i'm not fond of, unless its the walking sort. I suppose that has its charms.Well they call me Fleggy, Fletch, Flegpea, Fleggifer,Simon, Lambchop, Rambo, Rainbow and sometimes even Chris but that last one sounds ridiculous. I like to see my self as a bit different, and not afraid to stand out from the crowd. Fun loving guy whether ive got a pint or a pen in my hand, it's always about having a laugh. Enjoy making 'witty' comments, when the occasional one pops up. for example my teacher one said to me "your punctuality disappoints me" i replied "but shy sir i always use full stops!" i thoguht it was funny. Im really into any sport, espesh swimming, football and cricket. Nice and english. Football comes top of the list, followed by swimming, grew up with both of them and im not bad at either :). Bum Chikka wa wa. errr what else.... well i suppose im not that interesting!ask my friends for a more unbiased/realistic opinion. read on if your a muppett.