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Mark ASS

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About Me

Sun: Taurus
Moon: Aquarius
"...Delightful and sincere and genuinely cares about everyone. Loyal to the core. Has lots of friends and loves to tinker with odd gadgets. No Ulterior motives. One of the best catches in the Universe." Love on a Rotten Day by Hazel Dixon-Cooper
I'm a fuckin ninja..shit..i'm so ninja i'm like magic yo....one time I busted this ninja move..and people were like...WHOA!..that's fuckin tight...i can fly...it's true..go ask around...key people seen me...i won't tell who..but i flew!.
Bitches hate me cuz I do what I do and it ain't what everybody does
koala says, "honey walnut shrimp does a body gooooood!"
A MOMENT OF ZIM:
Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!
Gir(pops head out of hole in ceiling): Yeeees?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
Gir: Nothing.
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not YOUR fault??
Gir(sounding frightened) I know...I'm scared too!
"Um, is it supposed to be stupid?" -Zim
"It's not stupid. It's advanced!" -Purple
"You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You cannot resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream." -Ice Cream Truck
"Sorry...I'm late...Horrible nightmare visions!" -Dib
"It's called life, Dib. Sit down!" -Ms. Bitters
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?Profile Edited by MySpaceBall.com

My Interests

I'm interested in round things that shines

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet the girls on trampoline

Music:

bump it!

Movies:

Porn

Television:

History Channel crap

Books:

I don't know how to read

Heroes:

Strippers that goes to college

My Blog

Spring 07 Schedule

Well i'm done with finals...I know i passed..but i also think i did bad in a class...i might have Mainly B's and probably a C this semester than all A's that i hoped for.  I learn one thing thoug...
Posted by Mark ASS on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST

love profile

Taurus - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You tend to stick with relationships - through the good and the bad.You are a great listener and tend to give valuable advice.Cautious and careful,...
Posted by Mark ASS on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:32:00 PST

My Spring 06 Schedule!

       EGEE-303-01    Electronics MW 0230PM-0345PM    Disc   E 022   Chaudhry, M.       12562  EGEE-309-01  Net...
Posted by Mark ASS on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:21:00 PST

yo

i'm being such a bitch this past two years...
Posted by Mark ASS on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 05:37:00 PST

Sorrowful realization

The truant mind unwilling to forge the true reality instead fixes its center towards the illusionary utopia that gracefully undermines the emotional torments and tortures inflicted at his heart. ...
Posted by Mark ASS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A stupid poem by me...

Im bored&this is a poem of not a poem but a thought that resides within my heart and soul&Directed to you&the sweet honey that covers my heart so thickly& I never felt so happy Yet I ...
Posted by Mark ASS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Falling

I stood by the door of inassurance once again; however, this time, I am alone in the darkness. I can't feel anything other than the fear of failure. Often times I dream of a blissful utopia that slow...
Posted by Mark ASS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

an Example of conversations I get to also hear everyday at Home...

Something to read when you have time to spare. I found this convo amusing in the end. Mind you, I didn't find it funny during the conversation...until Mark started laughing...you know how Mark is......
Posted by Mark ASS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am Lost....and I think only I can save myself

I need sleep but I've been having insufficient sleep recently... I've been thinking about everything and over analyzing nonsense. I don't know what I am doing. I am confused. I am lost. My lust ...
Posted by Mark ASS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is this how relationship has to have to work...?

I wrote this weeks ago i'm pretty bored so i'm just gonna post it here...That quote by wilcox was thankfully given to me by Ryan... Sometimes we feel so attracted to someone and want to be in rela...
Posted by Mark ASS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST