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About Me

Huffing paint, ether, starter fluid, or anything kills brain cells. We all know that. What you didn't know is that KFC uses the scraps and intestines of chickens for many of their "forcemeat" menu items. But how are those chicken fingers so good? . . . Additives. Filler. Well El Cretino hates fillers. And we hate that so much money and time is being wasted in Iraq. Their economy was doing just fine before our leaders decided to invade. Wouldn't it have been better to send aid to the struggling nations in Africa. Some of the people there can't even find potable water! But the quickly diminishing oil supply is soooooo much more important. But it's hard to see the big picture with your head up your ass and all you can hear is the banter of corporate bitch-monkeys. This to say. We hate corporate bitch-monkeys and fillers.

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Member Since: 24/04/2007
Band Members: Matt "where am i" Detmer-vocalsKeith "Coors" White-drumsJose "gimme a brew" Humanez-bass"High Paw" Grainger- guitar
Influences: Slayer, Testament, Bloodbath, Grave, DEATH, Dead Kennedys, D.R.I., The Subhumans, Carcass, Broken Hope, Obituary, Brujeria, Miles Davis, Jesus, Poor parenting, Drugs, Alchohol, Shitty jobs, You, Motorhead, KMFDM, Ministry, Jethro Tull, Napalm Death, Frank Zappa, SOD, Strapping Young Lad
Sounds Like: Louis Armstrong had a terrible bicycle accident, got stuck in the hospital on life support for 3 years with the members of G.G. Allin and the murder junkies as his crippled roommates. They decided to be friends and work out their differences until G.G. started flinging poo. The nurse got raped by the crippled murder junkies, and Louis pissed himself in terror. Such a puddle arose that it led to the tragic hospital slip n' slide incident of 1983. . . man you should have seen those cripples slide!
Record Label: Fuck Record Labels
Type of Label: Unsigned

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