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Johnny Darko

About Me


here is the podcast of my previous radio show, spinning under the name Meat Hooks.

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heres the 3rd stupidest parody i ever wrote and will never sing.I grew up, in a california town had a german momma, dad never around
but i grew up fast and i right
with some santa cruz fucks
drinking every single nite
I moved out, age of 17
blew off 'toga was outta valley scenes
guitars supplied the boost and my voice started groovin'
looked across the ocean baby, got to keep movin'
on, keep movin on.
Last beer for johnny d, hit the road i gotta pee
i feel police peepin me and i'm tired of sluts freaking me
yea i dunno what u've been told, never filmed porn
not ones that i sold,
tired of running amok, tired of looking down
tired of the bars, tired of my sound
oh shit fuck fuck god damn,
biting your waist, don't slow down
show me ur booty dance in your thong
i'll take you in the corner and i'll sing u this song
Last beer for johnny d, hit the road i gotta pee
i feel police peepin me and i'm tired of sluts freaking me
theres seagulls fucking everywhere
i'm checking out ur black underwear
lookin out at the ocean view
i can see a beach for me and you
oh shit fuck fuck god damn,
when i see u tonite ur gonna i'm gonna fall to the ground
cuz ur eyes are too hot
put ur ass on my dick
and i'll lay it down baby
pour it out real thick
Last beer for johnny d, hit the road i gotta pee
i feel police peepin me and i'm tired of sluts freaking me

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/24/2007
Band Website: http://unfunrecords.com
Band Members: Johnny - guitar / vox
Influences: Radiohead, Alkaline Trio, Muse, Cattle Decapitation, Elliot Smith, Cat Power, Elf Power, Green Milk From The Planet Orange, LFO, Tokio Hotel, Chopin, Kid Koala, Abhorrance, Under A Dying Sun, Nirvana, Creed, Michael Jackson, Super Karate Monkey Death Car, Thrice, Beatles, Darkest Hour, Vanilla Ice, Akon, Jello Biafra, Afroman, Main Source, KMD, She-Ra, Green Day, Elita
Sounds Like: not shit, but the opposite... i sound like shit before shitty... so basically i sound like food
Record Label: UNFUNRecords
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

KFJC 89.7 Radio show shift change, now Tues. 10pm-2am PST

The No Eyed Bird Radio show, hosted by yours truly, Johnny Darko, has been upgraded and falls shortly after Survivor on Tuesdays 10pm until the wee-wee hours of 2am, Pacific Standard Time. I have a we...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 22:14:00 GMT

Drunk Forgetting Words...Can you hear whats missing? (aka the liner ramblings)

See if you're cool enough to hear every forgetful fuck up in the collection of songs i butchered for consumption on iTunes, Rhapsody and the like. I have to admit some were even sober mistakes, like i...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:32:00 GMT

A Sad song for your sweetheart

So officially my horrendous album is out Feb. 12th 2008, two days before Valentines. It will be on iTunes, Rhapsody, MSN, porn blogs, yadda yadda, This means you can make your ex girlfriend cry on Va...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:21:00 GMT

Friday 1/4/08 Playlist (Hip Hop)

ARTIST- TITLEDJ Shadow - Turf Dancing Ft The Federation & Animaniaks Sixtoo - Part 5 Blockhead - Do The Tron Def, Eddie - Broadcastory/Love You Karl Bryan - 2K Strut Sugarman Three & Co., The Ft. Char...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:06:00 GMT

Playlist for Sun 12/23

..>..>Episode 103: Watching A Japanese Horror Flick I Have Yet To Write..>..>..> ..>ARTISTTITLEALBUM Jesu Farewell Jesu / Eluvium Zombi Serpens Cosmos Ilhan Mimaroglu Motors Mimarogl...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:20:00 GMT

i guess im a DJ (bands/labels send music!!)

that stupid "what will u be when u grow up" test in high school was rightit said i'd be a musician/actor/pro athelete/djmaybe not ALLL but i DO have a show on KFJCsad but i'd rather be a pro athelete....
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:44:00 GMT

NEW SONG: I Will

hi i got a classical guitar for $15 last weekand recording the song "I WILL" with it last nite.dont complain, i recorded the 2 minute song in 1:58 seconds, cuz im that fast
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:50:00 GMT

i have an album comin out on iTunes, Rhapsody, etc

dont ask why. i got bored.i dont know what day it will be up exactly because of fuck ups(was supposed to be out 12/11/07)but probably on some tuesday in december or jan 2007/08.hopefully the distribu...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:39:00 GMT

now i will invite friends

i thought it'd be nice to forever have this page with no friends, but thats not as fun as having a loser page with friends i dont really know in real life.so here i amumyep
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:45:00 GMT