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Itty Bitte

Von Hujenstein the Porn Star

About Me

I'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker, motherfucker. I adore the Playboy channel, long hair, and live for Rock N Roll. I like ketchup on my ketchup and have many nicknames from my close homies. I guess I like cream too. cheese cream, cream cream, shrimp cream, clam cream, all kinds of cream. Lotions, conditioners, and creams. I'm Stevie Creamy. And I like smoothies too. I also enjoy myself at the complimentary cuntinental breakfast at hotels.
You Were A Jaguar
A shapeshifter that understands the patterns of chaos.
You are powerful and move without fear in dark places. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

My Interests

What else is there besides sex, drugs, and music?

Music:

ROCK N FUCKIN ROLL and anything that's performed well.

Movies:

Evil Dead II, Roadhouse, Lethal Weapon, Terminator, Predator, Star Wars, the Shining, Diehard, Fritz the Cat, Wizards, any porn movie is usually pretty cool, Pantera home videos (those tear me up), Event Horizen (that was fukked) i'm sure there's more...movies kick ass... and the Exorcist is the only movie to truly scare the shit out of me.

Television:

Discovery/History/Science Channels

Books:

Celestine Prophecy, Mind Power/John Kehoe. Astrology shit is cool and usually any occult book is nifty.

Heroes:

Dimebag Darrell I love you

My Blog

Tour '06

Well, if anyone cares, which I doubt, except for my parents and my pet parakeet, I will be going on my first tour in about a week across the southern and eastern United States for a month and a half. ...
Posted by Itty Bitte on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:30:00 PST

Smelly America

Well, I have been driving across America and I realized how much America stinks.  Literally.  We've come across over half a dozen smells which curdle my stomach....manure, pulp, cows, dead ...
Posted by Itty Bitte on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:40:00 PST

The Great Ghetto

so i just moved into the ghetto in a real dirty loft in the "exciting near west side". the toilet seat is only half nailed down and i wake up to an industrial workforce banging pipes on the walls bel...
Posted by Itty Bitte on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:39:00 PST

Feeling Great, Feeling Good

Ah, yes, hanging backstage at Metal Mania Durty Nellies...good times, good times. Kip Winger "get you sum" (don't ask, lol), Jani Lane (please call us!), Don Dokken (confirmed our suspicions), smoked...
Posted by Itty Bitte on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 02:08:00 PST

FUCK!!

FUCK!! SHIT!! GODDAMNIT!!! CUNT!! FUCK!!! COCKSUCKER!! MOTHERFUCKER!!
Posted by Itty Bitte on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 06:04:00 PST

CALI!!!!!!!!

well, the time now has come. off to california we go. yippee!! but not before silvertide at durty nellies. see y'all fukks later
Posted by Itty Bitte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You Can Do Anything

this one is dedicated to one of my new friends that has opened my eyes to what i already knew, but got me thinking about again. the universe works in mysterious ways. things are unfolding just as...
Posted by Itty Bitte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Your my boy Blue!

BLUE!!
Posted by Itty Bitte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST