for those of you that are still with us, i just want to start by saying:
i've never been addicted to the 'pringles' after popping only one... i've tried sooo many times
i do, in fact, know where in the world carmen sandiego resides (i also have that bastard waldos coordinates)
after a 23 yr long experiment, i have discovered that no matter how long i cross my eyes, they never stay 'that way'. i dont know why my mom would tell me that was true..
i know 58.3% of statistics are made up
i used to work at chili's and whoever sat at table 32 in the dining section on january 6, 2008 ate chicken crispers that went from the deep fryer to the floor and then to the plate... just wanted to throw that out there
just for the record, i CAN have my cake and eat it too!
and please, my fellow american men, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seaty (and no matter how much you shake and dance, the last 2 drops always go in your pants)!
ok, emos, this is for you - it isnt impressive when you and your girlfriend can share the same pants!
for all of you newlyweds, "Marriage is a great institution...for people that like institutions."
"I'm random. If you're afraid to look like an idiot in public, avoid me." - Johnathon Horn
and lastly, "You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out God hates all the same people you do."
so in essence, i'm one crazy mo' fo' with all the randomness in the world to give.. i know, after all of this, you probably feel slighty dumber, but i promise it wont last.. or maybe it will. who knows? but as you know, for everything else theres mastercard and one good damn laugh at the philosophies of mr b. burgess..
the closing thought of this plethera of nonsense is nothing more than what you make it..
i'm just spittin' on peeeple :-)MySpace Profile Photo Editor
BILLIE JEAN
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