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Gloc Party

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About Me

I like skidding down hills wondering if my bike will stop on time, riding in the rain, falling off my bike, getting hit by cars and then drawing cartoons about it, 6pack bike tours. Occam's razor. 19th century diction with 21st century grammar. Metaphors, allegories, analogies, ambiguity. fruitless attempts, insurmountable odds. missed opportunities. dance parties. slumber parties. after parties. night time resgination. morning pride. daytime insomnia.
Between one life and another
there is a brittle pitch
painted burgundy and ochre
at a steady clip to winter
all the moments trapped in our hearts to be relived
with half myself destroyed I'd rather die alone MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

substance and substances.
difference and indifference.
everything and nothing.

I'd like to meet:

Emo Jizzames: some girl introduced herself once,
Emo Jizzames: and i said, "i'm more interested in knowing your cervix than your name"

Music:

christian death, joy division, trantram, mew, tragedy, charles bronson, eazy e, abc diabolo, slim thug, the faux, lil weezy, the Go! team, crystal castles, angels of light, glenn branca, crystal castles, my bloody valentine, paul wall

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead, The Haunting, Requiem for a Dream, Nosferatu- Phantom der Nacht, American Beauty, The Shining, Susperia, Strozseck, Fuehreh Ex, Pi, River's Edge, Dead Man, Battle Royale, 21 grams

Books:

Touching From a Distance, Man's Search for Meaning, Nausea, Candide, Tragic Sense of Life, Communist Manifesto, The Stranger, Inferno, Narcissus and Goldmund, Synchronicity, The Sorrows of Young Werther, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Please Kill Me, Faust.

Heroes:



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My Blog

Craig Murphey. R.I.P.

I stood outside of a bar, bidding farewell for the night an acquaintance and mutual friend of the deceased. We talked about the random bullshit that went on and managed to maintain small talk regardin...
Posted by Gloc Party on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:06:00 PST

An Ode to Grandview

Rants, Raves, and Metaphorical GlowsticksI'm homeless again. I met this with enthusiasm at first because of prior experiences dealing with a life devoid of consistent shelter. I wandered, I roamed, I ...
Posted by Gloc Party on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:31:00 PST

Groundwork of the Metaphysics of Drunk Dialing

This essay was inspired by Groundwork of the Metaphysics of Morals, by Immanuel Kant... that cheeky bastard.   While it seems as if drinking and having a cellular telephone can sound potentially...
Posted by Gloc Party on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:09:00 PST

"Give Bikes the Flight"- My Bike Accident

Ok, so for those of you who don't know, I got hit by a car. Most of you are probably wondering "What Happened!?" Well, I drew a picture to help with my story (The last caption bubble says "That was a...
Posted by Gloc Party on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:33:00 PST

Socrates: The Asshole of Athens

..>dig.load('event');dig.event.disableRightClick();window.. dig.event._disableClickHandler;..>  I hatecrimes I: stupid fuckin socratesthe cobalt phase: haha i hate himthe cobalt phase: plato tooI...
Posted by Gloc Party on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:05:00 PST

Vexation, the Great Motivator.

Upon urinating, I found some time to reflect on an abandoned past-time --writing. The thought occurred to me during a Freudian free association with the word 'motivation'. I linked the two, and succes...
Posted by Gloc Party on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:00:00 PST

iPods: The New Portable Scum of the Earth

iPods, how I detest thee. Let me count the ways. On my bike ride to school this morning, I encountered another "cyclist" listening to her iPod as she rode to wherever it is she was going. As I passed ...
Posted by Gloc Party on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 01:02:00 PST

boys and girls.

and what a difference the Y chromosome makes!   Alcohol Induced Logorrhea at Whataburger. Scene: Whataburger, at 3am. People are sitting and waiting for their food being relatively quiet. Andy, K...
Posted by Gloc Party on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Really Sick: Day 2.

I'm still feeling like complete ass, but am at least able to move myself off the couch. The positives of this experience include a skewed feeling of intoxication, being able to sleep in a somewhat opi...
Posted by Gloc Party on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Don't take this so personally.

Meat Consumption: An Ethical Diatribe In my four and some years of being vegetarian, I must say Ive had my fair share of remarkably awkward encounters with people and their half-assed, condescendi...
Posted by Gloc Party on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST