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Don Keypuncher

if only i could walk a straight line id make it home free

About Me

Whats up? My names Mikey im 22 years old and im an alcoholic.i like gambling playing video games and drinking lots of alchool. that probably why i have 2 dui already.On the weekdays you can catch me at happy hour.. HURICANES!!! Im a classy fuckin guy and ill donkey punch you for free.Lifes hard. It chews you up, spits you out. It even shits on you for good measure. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

AA meeting hoes and beer.... oh and breannes mom and who evers willing to give it up for a buck

I'd like to meet:

Breannes Mom, James sister and.... YOUR MOM

Music:

Classic Rock Hiphop Reggae Marriachi I like pretty much everything

Movies:

Tylers gay porn ..3, Ball wars, and ass cream pie

Books:

TYLER: Out of the Closet

Heroes:

Arnold baby