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André

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

..German-born actor-writer. I'm sharing my birthday with Osama bin Laden and Sharon Stone. Call me a sex symbol terrorist. | Been a stand-up comedian for six years. | Ship + romance - iceberg = "Love Boat" | Fluent in German, English, French and Spanish. | Published two books so far. | Wrote, produced and starred in "Deed Poll" and several other motion pictures. | Did two Greenaway films (as an actor). | Released four CDs (three studio albums and one live comedy album) between 1997 and 2006. | A great movie buff; owner of about 1.800 DVDs. | I love Marisa Mell. If you ever get the chance to see her in "Diary of an Erotic Murderess" -- watch it! | Check out my blog: http://andreschneider.wordpress.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot chicks and guys from all over the world. People who haven't fallen off the fun train yet -- optimistic, on the cutting edge, on the top of the cloud, sweet, sexy, smart.

My Blog

Merry Christmas Everybody

Girls.., Boys.....I hope you'..re celeb..ratin..g BIG TIME!..! Chang..e is in the air and 2009 is going.. to be a blast..!!Congr..atula..tions.. to the USA for havin..g Obama.. now after.. eight.. yea...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 01:10:00 GMT

Ein Quantum Prost!

Ihr Lieben, da sassen wir gerade noch hochsommerlich beisammen, zwinkerten ein paar Male -- und SCHWUPPS! war's schon wieder vorbei.Nur noch eine Woche, bis wir ein Jahr mit 13 Monden verabschieden un...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:53:00 GMT

"Der Mann im Keller" Premiere

Lang hat's gedauert  aber endlich ist es soweit!      Mein erster Film als Regisseur erlebt fast drei Jahre nach dem ersten Drehtag seine Premiere in Berlin, und zwar   ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 14:55:00 GMT

Sade: Somebody Already Broke My Heart


Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:43:00 GMT

Sade: Every Word


Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:41:00 GMT

Let’s get sexual

Dane Cook suggested this already YEARS ago: Let turn off all the lights and play a funny game called 'Who's in my mouth?' -- You may think you don't wanna play, but believe me, it's highly addictive.
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:41:00 GMT

Was tun bei Liebeskummer? Ein 12-Punkte-Programm zum Sich-besser-fühlen

01.) Bereite dir eine Suppe zu. Schneide ein Foto von ihr/ihm in schmale Streifen und streue diese in die Suppe hinein. Dann essen. Es geht dir bedeutend besser, wenn du sie/ihn ausgeschissen hast. 02...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:15:00 GMT

Kate Bush’s Aerial Trailer


Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 00:43:00 GMT

Interview: "Freaky Balls"

I have been a fan ever since your appearance on London's Burning. Thank you. It was thrilling for me to finally be on that show just a couple of weeks before it finished. It was only two days of ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:43:00 GMT

"Das arme Arschloch des Mannes"

Auf den wundervollen Artikel von Baltazar Castor auf taz.de brachte mich der liebe Heiko (mit seinem Blogeintrag hier). Herzlichen Dank dafür. Ich habe mich köstlich amüsiert und hab wieder ein paar ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:37:00 GMT