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Linny

Hi, My name Lindsey and I'm a LAUGH-O-HOLIC!!!!

About Me

hi my name is Lindsey but you can call me Linny I am 20 years old and a small town girl from the lovely town of Pollock Pines. I love laughing at life and people who laugh with me!I love my life and the people who are in it!!!!!!!!!!! I have my career diploma in Family Daycare Management and am going for my degree in Early Childhood Education.Other than that I like bubble baths and long walks on the beach!! ~INCREASE THE PEACE!!!
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The Basics
Full name:: Lindsey Marie Parker
Home town:: Pollock Pines, at the moment......
Birthday:: 12-21-86
Appearance
Hair color:: blonde
Eye color:: green
Height:: 5'8"
Contacts or glasses:: glasses, sometimes
Piercings:: bellybutton and ears
Do you wear any rings?: dimond from mama and class
What shoes do you wear?: all kinds
Just Lately
How are you today?: Fantastic, I hung out with Krista
What pants are you wearing?: sweats
What shirt are you wearing?: white tank
What song are you listening to right now?: the voices in my head~LOL
What was the last thing you ate?: sandwich from safe way
How is the weather right now?: sun is setting~BEAUTIFUL
What time is it?: 7:05 opp 7:06
More About You
What are the last four digits of your phone?: 2758
If you were a crayon what color would you be?: I'm bipolar...pretty much every color there is..LOL
Have you ever almost died?: yes....
Do you like the person you got this survey from?: I LUV Sylvia Mackey..She is a beautiful person, friend and mama to her daughter,Jayda!!!
What makes you happy?: my friends...and the quotes on the bottom of snapple lids..
What's the best advice ever given to you?: Don't Drop out of high school...almost did
Ever done drugs?: yup
What sport do you hate the most?: tennis
What sport do you love the most?: playing basketball watching basket and foot
How many TVs do you have in your house?: too many
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: no
Have you ever broken a bone?: my wrist while rollerblading
Who do you tell your dreams to?: depends...
Your Friends
Who is the...
Loudest?: AMBER!!!!!!! but when alcohol is added...EVERYONE
Quietest?: Sarah at times and Ashley, Krista at times
Weirdest?: my sis...kelsey..shall we say,Mildew?
Smartest?: all~ but i wouldn't call it smart...."creative" you have to be growing up around here!!!
Funniest?: We've all had good laughs
Most energetic?:
Least energetic?: at times Sarah...wink wink
Preppiest?: ~NADA~
Blondest?: And the award goes too~Jessica and Emily g!!! I luv you girls
One you can trust with anything?: That's a hard one...
Best friend?: Well I've had my best times with Kris,Emily,Joey, Jesse G
Most likely to end up in jail?: They've all had thier moments
Cutest?: Meg and Will
Daredevil?: my sis..Kelsey oh and tyson is one crzy mother fucker, but I luv him with all I got, and his wife and baby too!!!
Shortest?: Kris w/a K!!!
Tallest?: Amber for girl and all the guys are about average
Would you die for your friends?: oh yes
Do you have a crush on any of your friends?: sure, i'd fuck em'
You and Love
Do you believe in love?: yes
Do you believe in love at first sight?: no
Do you want to get married?: yes
What song do you want to be played at your wedding?: The macrana....I don't Know...2 b decided
Dream guy--GIRLS FILL OUT ONLY!
Long or short hair?: short to medium
Curly or straight?: straight
Tall or short?: tall
Good boy or bad boy?: NICE!!!!!
Hat or no hat?: No
Ears pierced or not?: not
Dimples?: dimples are cut, but either way
Studly or cutie?: in between
Smart or dumb?: SMART!!!!
Boxers or briefs?: boxers
Funny or romantic?: both...NOTE~not at the same time!!!
Dream girl--GUYS FILL OUT ONLY!
Regular or thong undies?:
Painted nails or not?:
Dressy or casual?:
Curly or straight hair?:
Dark, light, or cool/crazy eyes?:
Hat or no hat?:
Hair up or down?:
Jewelery or not?:
Tall or short?:
Smart or dumb?:
Blonde or brunette?:
Pants or skirt?:
Funny or romantic?:
This/That
Lights on or off:: off
McDonalds or Burger King:: Burger King
Do you wish on stars?: yes I love star gazing!!!
Which finger is your favorite?: unfortunately, I use my middle a lot
What do you think of the person you took this from?: Mrs. Siverly, oh i love her
Do you like your handwriting?: yes
What's your favorite lunch meat?: turkey
Any bad habits?: too many to list
Do you have any embarrasing CDs on your shelf?: Kenny G and Enya....oh la la
If you were another person would you be friends with yourself?: OHHHHHHHHHHHH good question...j/k yes
Are you a daredevil?: in a way...I have a tendensie to do crazy stuff too make people laugh...but so funny about it is the only person that ends up laughing is myself!!!
Do looks matter?: to an extent.....but it's all about personality
What do you miss the most right now?: friday nights with the football players and cheerleaders over at Tavia's....we all need to get to gether like the GOOD OLE" DAYS!!! I miss you guys~Lots of luv, Linny
What are you thinking of right now?: The time at Tavia's when the boys wanted to play strip poker and none of the girls wanted to play...so...the boys played BY THEMSELVES!!! GOOD TIMES!
Do you think there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: no....i've looked
Do fish have feelings?: of course..I catch to release:)
How do you release anger?: Take my meds, ofcourse
Where is your second home?: The city park!!!!
Do you trust others easily?: oh noooooooooooooo
What was your favorite toy as a child?: my trapoline!!!!
What class in school do you use as "nap time"?: i don't go to school....But has anyone heard of this guy named Mr Parker???
Are you in love with someone?: no
What's your favorite color(s)?: purple,aqua,white
What is your least favorite thing in the world?: bordom~
Ever been on TV or in the newspaper?: yes
What do you do when you're sad or depressed?: cry my eyes out~~~~
Do you use sarcasm a lot?: I take it we haven't met....
What are your nicknames?: Linny
Would you bungee jump?: yes...but because i have a bad neck i'm actually trying to get a group together to go skydiving..messag me if interested...
Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: no
What are you worried about right now?: nothing
Anything else you want to add?:
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My Interests

...AHHH LIFE'S LITTLE PLEASURES...Cheerleading and getting jiggy with it, family, friends, I love kids, sunsets, the beach, laughing, my party shoes, cuddling, camping, midnight margrittas, taking trips down memory lane w/those who know you best! grand adventures, campfires,going to the river/lake in the summer w/the gang! the city park, poetry,laying under the sun, knowin everything is OK, drinking ice tea!

I'd like to meet:

The luv of my life...people i've lost track with....I won't add you unless I know ya!

Music:

A little bit of everything, Counting Crows, Goo goo dolls, Martina mcbride, smashing pumkins, Dave Mattews Band, Sarah Mclauhlan, jewel, oasis, Sublime, Steve Miller Band, eagles, Bob Marley, Tom Petty, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, madonna, Tim Mcgraw, Keith Urban

Movies:

Scary Movie 1, 2, and 3, Old School, Finding Nemo, How to lose a guy in 10 days, Anchor man, Uptown Girls, A lot like love, Pretty Woman, Forces of Nature, Father of the Bride, Cheaper by the Dozen, Wedding Crashers.....Anything hilarious to stimulate my beautiful mind!!!

Television:

Friends, Dr. Phil, and Opera but i'm not that into tv. Law and Order w/my mama!!!!

Books:

A Child Called It by Dave Pelzer, Miss America By Day, Tuesdays with Morrie,
MySpace Layouts

Heroes:

My mom
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lindsey or Linny
Birthday: 12-21-86...winter solstice
Birthplace: sac
Current Location: pollock
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Norweigen from the island of Norweiga! French, German, and Scottish, Baby!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Platform Flip-Flops
Your Weakness: Kids!
Your Fears: spiders & driving...A spider driving would scare the shit out of me!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Chichen Alfredo from Olive Garden....Being an ex-strawhat worker...word of advice if you live in the ville...DON"T EAT THERE!!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Follow my dreams and heart!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: I never sleep!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: the whole enchillada....but my great personality keeps everyone around!
Your Bedtime: after I take my meds!!!lol
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing army and kick the can with the neighbor kids!!
Pepsi or Coke: Diet coke...preferabley caffeinefree
MacDonalds or Burger King: deltaco two green burritos
Single or Group Dates: depends who it is....wink wink!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton lemon w/2 sweet n' lows
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: oh yes!
Do you Sing: like an angel....and dance too!
Do you Shower Daily: try too! lol!
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: I am indeed
Do you want to get Married: when the right guy comes along!
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: hellllllllllllllllllll nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: my mom!
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yes
Do you play an Instrument: I am a band geek....I just am not in a band!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hell no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: I WISH...
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yup!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: never
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been called a Tease: perhaps...
Ever been Beaten up: oh ya I'm pretty hardcore you should see the other guy..
Ever Shoplifted: not that hardcore
How do you want to Die: an old lady warm in her bed...not here not now!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A great wife, and mom!!
What country would you most like to Visit: backpack all over Europe with friends....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: short to medium
Height: taller than me
Weight: doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: naked...wink wink! j/k but seriously!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: ???????????
Number of Piercings: ears and bellybutton
Number of Tattoos: nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing...you only live once!!!
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My Blog

~I DON'T WANNA GROW UP~

Where did everybody go? I feel like I've been going through the worst break up of my life......It's like the ending of an effing era....and to all of you who know what I mean...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! W...
Posted by Linny on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST

~The wants of men and women~

Female PrayerBefore I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep,One who's handsome, smart and strongOne who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wai...
Posted by Linny on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:23:00 PST

Youn Know you're a PLACERVILIAN when......

...you're having a "loney night" so @ 3 am you roll into Dennys & BAM!!! You run into everyone you know!!!! ....You and your friends ditch school just to go to walmart!!! ...You're @ a party and i...
Posted by Linny on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:24:00 PST

~memories~

Make a comment about your favorite memory of you and me.....good times!!!!
Posted by Linny on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:49:00 PST

When it rains it pours!!!!

So yesterday was my mom's Birthday and i'll she got was $60 from my grandpa. Well anyways on her way home from work her engine blew and she had to have her car towed......for $60 and now she is with o...
Posted by Linny on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 02:19:00 PST

My best friends gave me crabs!!!!!!

Well my birthday is on the 21st but I celbrated it last Friday night!!! Things got a little crazy and two of my best friends gave me crabs...hermit crabs, that is!! There are two of them. Their names ...
Posted by Linny on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:43:00 PST

Lost!!!

Well guys, it's like this....I FUCKED UP I currently am unemployed and now I just dropped outta school!!! smart move, huh??? well since I got fired at Straw hat my friend offered me a job @ High hill ...
Posted by Linny on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 10:02:00 PST