In case you're like me and don't care about anything other people have to say unless there's half-naked women involved, here is a quick video that I feel best summarizes everything about me and my life:For the longer, and far less entertaining version, you can read all about me and the many, many, many, ridiculously many things I hate on my Destructoid Profile .
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The guy who invented boobs. Or Cheez-Its. For some reason I really, really like Cheez-Its.