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If you say ''real talk'', I probal

Seriously.. I am not trying to take pictures of you...

About Me

I spent so much time writing and re-writing this little space its a wonder its going to end up so short. I am finding it hard to come up with the right words to compell Mrs. Right to pop up out of the depths of Myspace to come to me. I am at a loss for words to describe who I truly am. I am don't know how to express who I am in words as to interest people to speak to me. Its funny I can find words for everthing else and everyone else except for myself.I am everything and nothing. A jack of all trades and a master of none. I can do a little bit of everything and a lot of nothing.. I have a bad habit of losing interest and my attention span is my worst problem. I am a regular guy with regular tendancies. I can lie and be like every other cat and swear I am different, but that would just make me the same wouldn't it. I don't mind talking to people and don't like to add strangers so if you want to become a friend and I welcome all, please speak and we can make it happen. thanks for taking the time to be interested in me.About Me
Name Alvin
Nickname Lots of things but I will just say Kidd
Birthday Dec 5 1979
Age 25
Height 5'9
Hair Color black
Eye Color black
Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend nah...but I have fallen for a good friend and made my girlfriend my bestfriend
Kissed someone who was just your friend yeah
Been rejected hell yeah....
Been in love I don't think so ...love is an illusion
Used someone yeah
Cheated on someone plead the fifth
Been cheated on plead the fifth
Done something you regret yeah ...
Do you ...
Color your hair nope
Have tattos nope
If so how many
Have any peircings yeah
If so how many 2 in my ears
Have a bf/gf nope ... I wish
Like thunderstorms yeah
Ever get off the damn computer hell no... I am a computer nerd to def
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime once...but then recess was over and I had to go back inside
Considered being a hooker no
Coneidered being a pimp yeah...but then my professor hit me with an eraser
Split personalities I don't think so ....but the other guy inside me says otherwise .... we fight about that all the time
Obsessions women and ice cream
Panic not so much
Anxiety not so much
Depression/Considered suicid not considered suicide fa real...just examined it
Right now..
Current clothes shirt and tie
Current mood tired and real lonely
Current hair cut
Current music Dwele...yo check him out...this dude is sick
Current annoyance being alone and feeling played
Current perfume/cologne funk of Alvin
Current thing you should be doing working....calling clients....
Current crush Plead the fifth
Favorite
Drink Sweet Tea... I am from the south...
Color black
Candy Smoothie mix skittles
Tv Show Law and Order
Movie Love jones and then Bad Boys..the original
Place never really thought about that
Person to talk to I wish I had her...
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King McDonalds
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend Perfect Friend
Root Beer or Dr Pepper Root Beer
Sunshine or Rain Sunshine
Spring or Fall Spring
Winter or Summer Summer
Vanilla or Chocolate Vanilla
Snowboarding or Sking Snowboarding
Lights on or Off Lights off
Are you...
Understanding yeah
Open Minded yeah
Bad Tempered yeah
Happy sometimes
Attractive I like to think so...
Bored Easily hell yeah .. I am becoming increasingly bored with this survey
Sad sometimes
Unique yeah I guess
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy a vagina
Eyes gotta have them...I think that is on the list of mandatories..
Hair color doesn't matter as long as you have it.... on your head... that is on the list of mandatories
Long or short hair long
Hieght I like short women 5'6 and under
Body Type I like petite women
Personality feminine...
Random
How would you describe yourself Fun and sincere ...
Do you have any Pets? nope, but I have a step dog...by my ex girlfriend
Have any syblings? yep
What do you want to be when you grow up? a good father
Do you wanna get married and have kids? yes
What is your best physical Trait? my smile
What is the best thing about your personality? I am funny and sincere
What words do you overuse dude, dawg... I will blow this isht up
Whats the most annoying thing about you I have severe ADHD
End this survey with a quote Don't masterbate, it kills kittens ....and I have already killed 16 today.. stop the slaughter
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My Interests

I am a writer.... and a stand up comedian... I am an amatuer photopgraher and an athlete. I am learning and growing everyday. I am exteremly interested in teaching myself something new everyday... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

This is a sample of some of my work.. I am using myspace as a networking tool... I would like to meet diversity... Give me a reason to shoot you. My services aren't free, but they are nego.Like my headline says.. my purpose isn't to grab pictures of every one... and if I speak to you... my purpose isn't some sleazy picture taking.. if there is a mutual attraction between my art and your ... well .. you as a subject, then we can do something...That being said, I am not hurting for African American Female models.. so you better be fire to get free time outta me..Caucasian males and females are high on the priority... ethinic (other than black) females then african american males then females... sorry sisters, but black models are crawling outta the wood work in ATL ..Thanks and much love..

Music:

I am an extreme lyricist. but much like everyone else on Myspace my taste are as eclectic as my style.... Coldplay to marron 5 to Dwele to Usher to Johnny Coltrane to Talib Kwali to Common. I am very unimpressed by music today so I tend to listen to alot of music from the late 90's. I am tired of typing so if you have any questions just drop me a note.

Movies:

My fav movie to this day has to be Bad Boys ( the original) then Love jones... I am also like Meet joe black and Boiler Room .Fan of anything with spacey in it and Crash was that isht.

Television:

Really don't watch TV that much... the reason why is because I work so much I think it was really unproductive. I am starting to miss it though.. Law and Order is my favorite show

My Blog

Eureka ..

I have had an epiphany   I need a fucking girlfriend before I go broke... dating is expensive..   Damn it..    ...
Posted by If you say ''real talk'', I probal on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 01:34:00 PST

MY relationship situation

" I want a girl when I want a girl, and when I don't want a girl I want a girl who understands that" -phonte   This pretty much sums up my whole situation with relationships, sometimes lovie dovi...
Posted by If you say ''real talk'', I probal on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 12:56:00 PST

How do I get her to notice me

Its funny, never wanted to be noticed more than when I am unoticable.. I am not the sexiest guy, I am not the cutest or the cudlliest, is that even a word??? I am not richest or the most cultured.. I ...
Posted by If you say ''real talk'', I probal on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 09:06:00 PST

my Beefs pt 1

Okay this is my third time writing this same blog, it seems as someone *looks Up and Down* doesn't want this to get out, here I go again In recent times I have seem an uprising in my more illiterat...
Posted by If you say ''real talk'', I probal on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 10:16:00 PST

Tell me something good

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by If you say ''real talk'', I probal on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 07:03:00 PST

excerpt from my BP page

People can pin point exactly at what point there lives changed. What decisions and turns of events lead them to the point there are at right now in your life.. in fact I am sure you can sit and recall...
Posted by If you say ''real talk'', I probal on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 08:21:00 PST