mary

I'd like to meet:

My Ultimate team. Best people ever. They expect nothing but Ultimate from you. And sportsmanship. I don't have to impress anyone. Soul friends? I think so.

I am Mary Ferris... I am fourteen years old. I am a total and complete grammar snob. Therefore, after days of consulting, I have decided to become a Language Arts teacher. I am working on my friendship dealios at the moment. Lots of people are pissing me off. Un-good. The people who I am totally reliant on at the moment are Maia, Max, Spencer, Hope, and Peter. Woohoo! (notice how all of those people are on the Ultimate Team!)

I don't see why people are always like, "Peace!" or, "I'm Complicated". They are silly statements. If you are really that complicated, you should take the time to explain your complications. You DO have an endless web page.

I really enjoy music. It isn't my life, but I do love it. I am currently in the musical Aladdin. If you think that you are being nice by saying, "You would have been such a great Jasmine", you aren't being nice. You are one of over a hundred people who were expectant of me; sorry I let you down. But I was in HONK! which was the best show I have ever been in.

I don't like flirts. I know that I make lame attempts to flirt sometimes, but it's only on the people I have crushes on! Man. Some people just like, flirt with everyone. It just pisses me off. I also hate the concept of dating in Middle School. It's stupid. The relationships don't last. It's a waste of time. And, it is a way for kids to try to be mature, and making themselves less so in the process.

I am almost done with my lecture. Hold tight.

I just want to thank these people for being the best people in the whole world:
Hope, Maia, Spencer, Peter, Max, my parents/family, Hugo, and anyone who has been a true friend. I seriously appreciate it.

I realllllly wish that I was unpredictable. People are like, "Mary, you are so random!" Not really. People always know what I am going to do. I am not saying that what I do isn't strange, but I am saying that it is completely predictable.