Drewster the Rooster

hello my name is andrew but my homies call me drew, whatever you prefer, i have a chinese name that i don't know how to spell . . . and i recently found out my parent's names&birthdays. i also watch DRAGONBALL GT because i AM GOKU // i can kick your ass with my SUPER-SAiYAN POWERS when i get sensu beans from "MR. BOBO" . . . and my wife really is CHi CHi. i'm old like a fuckin' GRAMPS. no wait, i only look like it: with my WHiTE HAiR.i'm GREAT with kids. i work at my parents bakery and wear this cute apron&hat combo. i'm a NERD and take care of all my homework before needed and go to bed early so i can wake up in time for school but before someone likes to keep me up, so when i wake up i have the SNiFFLES: yea i know, WiERD. i HATE HATE HATE going to the doctor and refuse to even though i'm in pain. i like to sleep with a towel on my pillow because . . . well i don't really know, it must be due to my chinese culture? atleast that's how i like to explain it. i SUCK AT SURPRiSES. when i use the bathroom--and that's A LOT--i like to spell out my name with my pee. i get scared easily and think i'll most likely die of a heartattack when i'm old. i like to play games; currently i'm into World Of Warcraft. i like to watch war movies because it's the closest i'll get to war&soldiers--i'm not allowed to join the MARiNES like i wanted. i'm too lazy to work out, but i do it anyway because i'm forced to. i'm PLAiN&SiMPLE and i like to keep it that way. i claim to like pool, even though i've only played it a few times. oh and i like to SWiM in our pool too . . . after i clean it up. i hold grudges because i can "MMMEMORiZE" things just like that. one day i'd like to own a TRUCK and be KOBE because i'm a LAKERS FAN. when i smile i have BiG BUNNY TEETH&thisVEiN ON MY FOREHEAD. i'm grumpy when i wake up from my nap. i'm a LOSER.