I HATE LSU
ROLL TIDE
AIM = CrackerHigh
MSN = [email protected]
FIRST OFF BITCHES im the COOLEST MOFO alive.. its because i make sweet ass sculptures out of play doh. i used to have a guitar that has a golf tee in it but then i broke that bitch....i use toilet paper as kleenex, you shouldnt' do it will make your nose hurt like hell.... i never learned to read the little tiny lines on a tape measure and probably never will.... i want to go to amsterdam before i die....i have two rubber bands i wear on my right arm that i never take off no apparent reason just because i have 0 sense..... the only book i ever read was The Hatchet in 8th grade....i have red facial hair not real sure why i think its because ive watched braveheart 10000 times....i hate george w. bush and goat cheese (unless its used in mexican cheese dip).... i wish i could have two more fingers... my birthday is the same Month/Day/Year as Keira Knightly ...yeah thats the chick from Pirates of the Caribbean, high five anyone ?, if you dont like potato chips try Kettle Cooked Lays i gurantee you will after then, I like to eat jimmy johns when im really drunk in tuscaloosa, i've floated down a river just for the sake of getting drunk, I have seen a highspeed chase in real life and my dog hike his leg to shit, witnessing someone piss in someones beer then convince them to chug it makes me laugh, and laugh even more when they then piss on their dog, floppy disks are outdated, i put atleast 3 scoops of sugar in my coffee sometimes with or without creamer depending on the moood of the day, I have wanted to punch atleast 15 American Idol Contestant's in the face this season, I can probably convince you that something is right when you know for sure it is wrong, If i haven't ever made you laugh your fucking lying because you have had to laugh atleast once reading this, i've ran over a possum and felt a little bad, i have seen squeaks fall off my porch sober.... i make the best facial expressions when im drunk ...never seen me drunk ? ha you will. my favorite beer in a bottle is Coors Light Miller Lite, my fav. beer on draft liquor is Bud light Crown, dont ask me why it just is....i dont think simon should be boo'ed ever, he is smarter than you....i have had 2 animals runaway in a matter of 2 weeks...i eat subway atleast once a week (italian bmt on italian herb and cheese bread with american cheese, lettuce, banana peppers, mayo, salt and pepper, and sometimes ranch)....if you walk in front of my car i will probably honk my horn and try to scare the shit out of you, dont believe me? try me bleeyotches....oh yea, i bleed crimson, more than others, roll tide. damnit. i've realized through my life, the trials, the tribulations, that everything happens for a reason. Once i know what that reason is I will let you guys know. One thing though i have learned is; Natural Light, while cheaper than most other beer brands, is not the best choice for beer pong. Go with budlight, you will thank me in the morning. Also for all you people out there that think your alone, You're not alone. Remember that, actually, write that shit down. Treat everyone with the same courtesy and respect that you would like to be treated no matter what, that why nothing bad can happen. If something bad does happen in your life just swallow it and keep on keeping on. You are here for a reason.
I could possibly be the nicest person you ever meet. I can come off as an asshole to some people, but know that i am really not that bad of a person. Just talk to me, you will see. ..Actually i am a total dick.
