Supermans Cousin

I am brutally honest half the time. I am heavily sarcastic the other half. I analyze you better then you do me. You dont know me you only think you do. I hate indecisive people. Maybes piss me off. Im really impatient. I hate fake people. I hate fake people that call other people fake but their fake all along. Double fakers. When I say Im going to do something 9/10 no matter how crazy its gonna happen. Dont catch yourself thinking its gonna be the 1/10 times I dont. Even if its streaking on Monday night football lmao. True story. What Im capable of and what you think im capable of are going to be two totally different things. In and out of the office. As far as job and responsibility i got that kind of down. lol. In a position where i dont take my job for granted. I dont go out on days I have to work the next day because im smart not because in some sort of barbaric thinking it makes me a pussy. I will hang out with anyone, anytime. I hate people that live in a box never taking chances they just dont mesh well with me. If i sound like somebody you can chill with feel free to hit me up. If I dont thats okay too, but when you get a chance spit in your face and slap yourself for me. What the hell where you thinking im not somebody you could chill with? LOL